Bro Had 800 Years And He Utilised It Fully, Not Wasting Even A Single Minute!

Bro had 800 years and he utilised it fully, not wasting even a single minute!

The fact that hua cheng is canonically the best in bed out of all the mxtx tops is funny to me only because i imagine him painstakingly studying erotica novels and the kamasutra

Taking notes only he can read only because his handwriting is abysmal

Highlighting information like he's learning for an exam

Practicing dirty talk and seductive lines

All completely shamelessly because he must know all these things. Not that dianxia would ever do such things with him, dianxia's so holy and pure, but just in case! Just in case! This is just in case!

Hua Cheng is not fantasizing about it happening, this is just in case something wild happens and dianxia needs him to do this! This is purely practical knowledge!

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6 months ago

Oof 💯 truth right there..Initially it was hard to understand him being overprotective and over cautious over a very powerful martial God who is immune to many things. But then book 6 arc 4 happened. Hua Cheng is the normal one in this relationship!

At first, Hua Cheng mostly gives off the impression of a normal over-protective broody love interest in a romance novel, overly paranoid over anything that might potentially hurt Xie Lian, but then you get to the White Clothed Calamity arc and realize, oh god, oh fuck, that’s actually a completely reasonable response to having to watch someone go through that, he’s actually showing remarkable restraint by allowing Xie Lian to go off and do his own thing as much as he does

5 months ago

Whatever you do, don’t retire!

-Keep doing what you do, for as long as health allows

For many, helping others might be an ikigai strong enough to keep them alive

-Studies suggest that sense of community, clearly defined ikigai and healthy diet ==> almost eternal youth


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4 months ago

Life Senjou no Bokura

Alternative: Life, Us from the Line; Life 線上の僕ら

Status: Completed

Author(s): TOKOKURA Miya 2016 released

Genre(s): Drama / Romance / Slice Of Life / Yaoi

Summary:

The serious Ito and the child-like Nishi meet by chance during a single player game of "White Line Game" on the way home from school. Falling in-love, Ito gets frustrated over the fact that they only get to rendezvous on the white line and suddenly kisses Nishi. From high school, college and then to adulthood... A deeply moving work depicting the lives of two men who are madly in love with unchanging feelings within changing realities.

What I felt while reading this manga (my notes from 06.05.2022):

Nishi-kun is so cuute and childish. He is my spirit animal. Very relatable character with how he wears his heart in his sleeve.. Eventhough it means he is more likely to get hurt, he accepts himself as a whole and lives his life openly loving Itou-kun with all his might. Whenever Nishi cried, let's just say he was not the only one crying (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Itou-kun with his serious demeanor, would look like a regular guy. But I liked how well he paired with Nishi. He was way too stiff and rigid and the poor guy was so confused because of societal norms. But I am happy that he understood what matters at the end.

Such a wholesome read and one of those mangas where the characters grow old together. It gives me hope yk (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠).. Everybody in the comments section warned me to have tissues in hand. I ignored of course. Look at me being a crying mess with just 6 chapters. Worth every drop of my tears (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

10/10 recommended, especially if you are going through midlife crisis and questioning whether true love exists on top of everything (-.-//)

Life Senjou No Bokura
Life Senjou No Bokura
Life Senjou No Bokura
Life Senjou No Bokura
Life Senjou No Bokura

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5 months ago
A more in-depth quiz to determine who out of tgcf’s broad and diverse cast you are!

I.... can't believe it! I absolutely love the wind master but he is too pure and innocent! 


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6 months ago

What the prologue said:

"The second ascension was truly grand and spectacular.

What was even more spectacular was that, after he ascended, he charged all the way into the Heavenly Realm and rampaged in full fury. Thus, he had only been ascended for the span of one incense time before he was knocked back down again."

What actually happened:

Bravely Xie Lian overcame his inner hatred towards people of Yongan. He wanted to take back the human disease curse on himself. But Wuming got it himself and dissipated because of the curse on behalf of His Highness. Xie Lian ascended. But he asked and earnestly requested for banishment. And thus, he got banished.

He deeply regretted. And wanted a reminder to live with the guilt of killing his ghost general and almost ruining lives of people, that he got not one but two cursed shackles and sealed his spiritual power.

History was twisted beyond belief and poor Xie Lian was mocked as laughingstock of 3 realms. Nobody knew the truth but everybody gossiped. My poor baby LianLian..


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6 months ago

tgcf quotes that make u inhale

“only after having met you did I rediscover that it’s such a simple thing to be happy.”

“to some, the mere existence of a certain person in this world is, in itself, hope.”

“there was a period of time in my life that wasn’t easy, and during that time, I’d constantly think that, should someone witness the me who rolled in the dirt, unable to get up, yet still love me for who I was, that’d be great.”

“If I could, I would have you use me as your stepping stone, the bridge you burn after crossing, the corpse bones you need to trample to climb up, the sinner who deserved the butchering of a million knives. but I know you wouldn’t allow it.”

“something like a genuine heart is made to be trampled.”

“to watch with your own eyes your beloved be trampled and ridiculed while unable to do anything - that’s the worst suffering in the world.”

“to me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. what matters is you, and not the state of you.”

“those who have known each other for decades can become strangers in a day. we met by chance and we may part by chance. if we like each other, then we shall continue to meet; if we don’t, then we shall part. there’s no banquet in the world that doesn’t come to an end, so I’ll say what I want to say.”

“I will fight for what I don’t have. I will change fates I don’t possess. my fate is up to me, not the heavens!”

“I might not be able to decide whether the road is easy or not, but whether I walk it is entirely up to me.”

“I do not worship gods - I am God!”

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