Do NOT Tap On The Glass

Do NOT Tap On The Glass

Do NOT tap on the glass

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6 months ago

Tomura, waking up in the hospital: You’re holding my hand.

Dabi: Yeah, I told them we’re married so that you don’t testify against me in court. Look, I even got you a ring.

Tomura: So you want us to fake being married?

Dabi: No, we’re real married. I forged your signature.

Tomura: …

Dabi: Your heart rate monitor is really going wild there boss.

9 months ago

Also, what about the fire and heat part? I am actually really curious about that one.

Soo, you have summoned the ancient one?

Anyway, let me start yapping.

First question: What are each of the Naga's favorite food/animal? And how diverse are their diets? Is it like that Tomura eats anything and everything and Dabi is like: I cam only eat 2,75 year old bird of this exact species that died when the sun kisses the mountains in the north. And Tomura is like carbs are carbs as he chews down om something questionable looking.

And where do they hide or what do they do during amd after sheds? Like my own pet snake hides under their water dish and then had a beautiful yellow glow with the usual reflective rainbow stuff. So does like Tomura hide in his cave as he is pissy and blind and has a blue or red glow after? Amd does Dabi have to bring him like damp moss for humidity for an easier shed? And does he held him bathe and clean if he has a bad shed? And I think Dabi would have easier sheds with his smooth scales.

How territorial are they? And do they still have some family bonds? Like does Dabi want to visit his family or does Tonura mourn the loss of his own or do they just not care.

Also what is their stance on fire? Because I know my snake could burn itself and be like mhmmm warm.. oh why does it smell burnt? Idk... who cares. Did that like happen with Dabi and Tomura makes fun of him like he doesn't have small burns on his stomach from sunbathing on boiling rocks?

It’s like my prayers have been answered

First question: Dabi has a very sensitive stomach, he has to be very careful about what he eats. He HAS to have his meats cleaned and well cooked, or else he’ll get sick. Dabi likes lamb and fresh fruit. Makes him very happy whenever presented with a fruit tree.

Shigaraki is feral, he’s not a picky guy. Will chow down on human flesh if hungry enough. Tomura likes wild boar and mice, he finds it specially tasty when he had to fight to get it

Shigaraki does indeed hide during shedding, bro doesn’t like people looking at him. He finds it so humiliating whenever his vision gets cloudy, hisses every time he bumps into something.

Dabi just sees it as a normal process but very cumbersome. Requires some assistance from Shigaraki.

Dabi has no desire to see his family, he’ll get very upset if he even thinks about them intruding on his territory and fucking with his mate/possible hatchlings. He’s chill with Rei and his siblings but it’s on SIGHT for Enji

Shigaraki is very quiet about his family, only mentioning them when needed. He does keep some remnants of their bodies in the den but he’s rarely in that spot.

They are territorial, they loathe it whenever some human or other mythical creature is in their domain. It’s especially bad whenever it’s wintertime/food is possibly scarce or when Shigadabi have entered their mating cycle.

When Reader comes into the mix, it only makes them extra territorial.

Soo, You Have Summoned The Ancient One?

(Thanks for this! I’ve been longing to YAP again)


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1 year ago

Does that mean Spinner has to soak in water then as well? And get peeled or peel himself? Or does he just use like one of those big bath brushes? Or is that too harsh? I think just the thought of that is a little funny.

Since Spinner has like a reptile quirk and all. Does he shed? And if he does, is it like all reptiles connected to his age? And if it is is it like focused on human age and all or more on like growth. Cause reptiles she'd more when they are younger and grow lots. So would he like just sort of very slowdown shedding at 18, so growth or continue cause it is more age related?

I think he would. He is like a Geco if I remember right.

Geckos Shead 1 time every week and with human age i would say it would slow down when he hit puberty and most males go throw this at 15 to 16 so maybe around there. Making it to where he sheds every 2 to 3 weeks and the older, he becomes the more time is added to him not. sheading.

But I only know a little about lizards. I'm mostly using google for this lol.

1 year ago

Moth Tomura staring at Dabi's flames like: loud screeching intensifies

And then he chases the living lamp around the hideout like: LIGHT! I NEED THE LIGHT!

Fairy Shigaraki for the enjoyers

Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers

So, one day I went a bit insane and made 50+ pictures of Tomura as a fairy, and today I'm finally posting it!!!!

At the end there'll be the link to download them all!

Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers

+Izuku

Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers

Anyway, enjoy?

Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers
Fairy Shigaraki For The Enjoyers

There is more but tumblr limit is 30 images, so download the rest here!! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oyTuQ-SqWwDfXDM_0t7ZZfA1RKqN1mIw?usp=drive_link Free for use too ^^ (please credit me LineLi)

10 months ago

Me on my way writing a Galladay story with plot since the last update was pretty disappointing and just Firefly getting special treatment (no hate for her, I just hate Hoyo playing favorites)

Signs You Should Write The Story

1. You can't stop thinking about it

2. It would be exciting and fun to write

3. It's meaningful to you

WRITE THE STORY


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1 year ago
All of the images except for the last are set on a white background. The only thing in each image is Crowley as some species of snake and a speech bubble coming from Aziraphale who is off screen.   Image #1 - Aziraphale: "I'm sorry you're bored Crowley, but glaring isn't going to make me shelve books any faster." Crowley is in his typical snake form (red-bellied black snake) and curled up. He looks very grumpy and his tongue is hanging out. He's glaring in the direction of Aziraphale.
Image #2 - Aziraphale: "Nor will staring."  Crowley is a bluntheaded tree snake. He's close up and staring at the viewer with enormous bug eyes that are pointing in the opposite direction. His tongue hangs out limply and he looks quite dumb.
Image #3 - Aziraphale: "Or playing dead." Crowley is an eastern hognose snake. He is curled up on his back with his tongue hanging out dramatically like hognose snakes do to protect themselves. His eyes have little "Xs" on them.
Image #4 - Aziraphale: "...Good lord." Crowley is an arabian sand boa which is what a snake might look like if you asked a child to draw you a snake. They are the same width for their length of their entire bodies and their eyes are very small and sit on top of their heads and point in opposite directions. Crowley is staring blankly at nothing.
Image #5 - Aziraphale: "CROWLEY! That egg is for my breakfast!" Crowley is an African egg eating snake. He has his jaw completely unhinged and has an entire egg in his mouth. His head is almost a perfect circle. His expression is a combination of stubborn defiance and sheer stupidity. His eyes are angry looking but his pupils are pointed in complete  opposite directions which lessens the effect.
Image #6 - Aziraphale: "Are you pleased with yourself? Well guess what Mister - " Crowley is still an African egg eater. He has finished eating the egg and is laying on his side with the massive egg in his stomach. He looks very smug and pleased. His head is resting on the ground and his tongue hangs out limply.
Image #7 - Closeup shot of the front steps of the bookshop. There is a carboard box with holes in it on the steps. Aziraphale has written: "Free! To a loving home. <3" and Muriel has drawn a cute little snake on the box and written "by Muriel!"  Crowley is inside the box and he is now an eastern diamondback rattlesnake. The only parts of him that are visible are his two yellow eyes, each peering through a hole and his tail which is coming through a third hole. His tail is raised and he is shaking his rattle menacingly.

What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will? 🐍
What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will? 🐍

This is that moment for me.

10 months ago
Please

please

1 year ago
Reblog To Kill It Faster

Reblog to kill it faster

1 year ago

@palesweetscherryblossom

Please enjoy your food, the newest chapter is now online

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1 year ago

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Alex/MiScha

Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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