wednesday’s out for blood and making yoko spill all of hers ft. enid dropping the world’s most obvious hints and wednesday being the blindest motherfucker to walk the earth
Wednesday: Enid, I need to get something off my chest.
Enid: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
jackie: hey shauna, look, i'm melting butter.
shauna: that's great, jackie. you now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
shauna: right now i feel like i'll never get angry again.
nat: you're dating jackie. you always have a reason to be angry.
the other yellowjackets definitely unironically referred to Jackie and Shauna as "mom & dad"
shauna: about that love letter you sent me...
jackie, nervously: what about it?
shauna: the fourth sentence-
jackie: yeah that's where it gets pretty emotional and-
shauna: you forgot a comma.
Tara biting people should be canon 😂
Ikr. We've seen Sam bite Richie, let's have Tara chomping on someone next, please. She's so small and slight, but the jaw is strong, the ultimate defensive weapon. Like a little animal that clenches down and just will not let go.
I LOVE MINDY SM THEY DESERVE SM BETTER :(
Ever-ever think about how Mindy got stabbed in almost the exact same way as anika, cry.
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[Sometime after graduation]
Yoko: Why is Enid crying?
Wednesday: She’s had a little too much to drink.
Yoko: And?
Wednesday: She asked me out and I told her I’m married. Now she’s crying because I’m unavailable.
Yoko: ..But you guys are literally married to each other??
Wednesday: I know.
Missing Tamber a little too much rn
y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other
that silly barbie redraw
The Amber Freeman fandom in a nutshell
I love Tara
You know what we deserve?
Sam: "Tara, did you- is that my jacket?"
Tara: "...No?"
Sam: "That's my- I've been looking for that!"
Tara: "It's not your jacket."
Sam: "It is literally my jacket, it's too big for you!"
Tara: "Did you want something?"
Sam: "Yeah, my stuff back!"
Tara: "No before that, what were you going to ask me?"
Sam: "I was going to ask if you've seen Gale's latest interview. Give me my jacket back."
Tara, fending off Sam trying to take back her jacket: "It's not your jacket anymore, it's mine now!"
Enid: I’m warning you, Bianca!
Bianca: What are you going to do? Send your girlfriend after me?
Bianca:
Bianca: Shit, you are going to do that!
Enid: Willa!
Bianca, running away: Fuck! Get out of my way!
Thinking about tara getting scared after she starts to lose feeling in the hand she got stabbed in🥺
she'd feel so scared and so mad at the same time with all of the changes, definitely :(
they told her she'd never fully recover after they take off her bandages. of course, she'd still have part of the movement, but it would never be the same (it would be WAY harder, in fact).
but she still had stitches that were healing and they advised her to not try to move much for a few weeks, which left her not really paying much attention to the consequences. she was already used to not being able to use the hand at that point.
but it's so weird to brush her hand over the scar, noticing the sensation of her thumb brushing change as it goes over it. it's so weird because she always feels like something's buzzing. it's agonizing because she tries to move it and it's like her hand is not even responding to the command properly. it hurts, it hurts so bad even when she isn't doing anything, really.
and knowing she would have to deal with this agony for the rest of her life? god, that shatters her.
Wednesday: Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Girlfriend"?! I don't want to be Enid's girlfriend. Thing: Well, what do you want, then? Wednesday: I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair. [scoffs] But I don't want to be her stupid girlfriend. Thing: Wednesday, what you just described is a relationship between girlfriends. And a pretty clingy one at that.
ENID, at the police station: hello, i’m here for wednesday
DEPUTY: surname?
ENID: you must be new here
Aren't they such good friends?❤🏳️🌈
Wednesday: *pulls curtain back while Enid is in the shower*
Wednesday: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of gunpowder?
Enid: What do you have there?
Wednesday: Arsenic.
Enid: What for?
Wednesday: Poisoning the cafeteria food.
Enid: No.
Wednesday: Why not?
Enid: I told you before, that Cyanide is superior to Arsenic.
Wednesday: You’re really picky about your poisons.
Enid: Where are we gonna get, if we stop being picky about our poisons?
Wednesday: Well, I don’t have Cyanide.
Enid: How embarrassing of you.
Wednesday: Are you shaming me for not being able to provide a certain poison?
Enid: Yeah, what about it?
Wednesday: Will you marry me?
Enid: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE???
Wednesday: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Enid: YOU STABBED SOMEONE??
Wednesday: No, no, aggressively poked them with a knife.
Her voiceeee
Wednesday: Are you going to help me bury the body or are you too pretty?
Enid, sarcastically: I’m too pretty.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Of course, I apologise. Stupid question.
[LATER]
Wednesday, whispering to Thing in the grave: Obviously she’s too pretty. I am a fool. If father hears about this he is going to disown me.
Thing: I-DON’T-THINK-SHE-WAS-BEING-SERIOUS.
Wednesday: Screw the corpse, this grave is mine. Bury me alive and put me out of my misery.
ENID: what’s my type, you ask?
ENID: *looks at wednesday in the distance*
ENID: long black hair, brown eyes, nice jawline, dark and brooding, intelligent—
YOKO: that’s not a type, honey, that’s a death wish
I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever
Scream (1996)
I like to think that if everyone lived, these two would have become inseparable <3