Random Gravity Falls Theory

Okay, but we all do agree that Stan and Ford send letters with the address where they're going to spend the Christmas to Dipper and Mabel so they can send them gifts and vise versa. Right?

I think that Mabel would send them sweaters that she made. Stan uses them when it's really cold (he pretends that he doesn't like them) and Ford it's always using them (after all, he also loves sweaters). Mabel always makes turtle neck sweaters for Ford because he showed her his tatto once (and she plans to do the same tatto because she loves it) and said that he wanted to hide it.

Dipper would send Ford a copy of a book that he read about paranormal stuff or some accessory of some movie/series/game that they both like and he would give Stan a key chain related to money or cassinos or a pair of pants.

Stan would steal a wallet from someone in the street and send the money he finds there (or in his brother's bedroom) to the twins or he would ask Ford to buy something for them for him. Or he even would walk into a shop and buy the first thing that he sees with glitter or animals and the first thing that screams "NERD" (or that puts Ford's eyes glowing).

Ford sends Dipper books that he liked to read when he was his age and he gives Mabel romance books that have colorful covers or something related to Ducktective.

Is this headcannon or cannon?

EDIT: I didn't know that the Pines are Jewish. So, instead of Christmas, they would buy this gifts for Hanukkah. They buy 8 gifts for eachother (out of the things I said) and they open them during the 8 days of Hanukkah :D

Y'all watch this new animation called "The Art of Murder"!!

You won't regret it

This is lesbian pose, right?

So, is Bill a lesbian?

EDIT: This image of Bill was originally made by the Shaman. So Shaman predicted that Bill is a lesbian, but Bill doesn't know it yet.

Sza predicted Billford

Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.

Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish them, and send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs!

Well, I've been listening to Dear Evan Hansen songs recently, so I'll just name my favourites.

1. Sincerely, me (for no one's suprise)

2. For Forever

3. Requiem

4. Waving through a window

5. Good for you

Which combination should I use?

(This is such an iconic line for me.)

What if We'll meet again was the last song that Scalene sang to Bill?

Maybe she realised Euclydia was being destroyed/turned into 3D and that Bill would survive that alone. So in the last minutes of Euclydia, she did what a good mother would do: try to calm down her son, singing a song that says they will meet again, even if everyone dies know.

Maybe Bill's mother was a singer or played piano, what would explain Bill's love for music.

I'll just make a list of Gravity Falls' spin-offs that I would like to watch:

- A spin-off telling what Stanford saw during the 30 years that he spent in the Nightmare Realm and other dimensions. Stanford wrote in Journal 3 that he would need 10 journals to write about what happened when he lived there, so there must be many amazing things to see (I also would like to know more about the Oracle/Seven-eyes, she seems quite mysterious).

- A spin-off about Bill's whole life before meeting Stanford. Since his life in Euclydia (and its destruction) to the moment he meet the Henchmaniacs and each of his tries to trick humans to build a portal for him.

- A spin-off of Stanley and Stanford's adventures in Stan'O War. Maybe we would get to know more characters, like saylors or old friends of theirs.

- A spin-off about the childhood/teenage years of Stanley and Stanford in New Jersey. I think it would be fun to see a rivalry between the two Stans and the Sibling Brothers (those blonde twins from the comics) and some school situations that they have been through.

- A little spin-off of Stanley's schemes to sell things during the 10 years he was far from his family. Each episode would tell a story of a different product to trick people and in the end of every episode, he would be expelled from the city where he was selling it. There could also be some romantic episodes of Stanley's relationships (I would like to see Marylin with him, ya know).

- A little spin-off telling what happened to Blendin before and after the Weirdmageddon. I know it is revealed in Journal 3's letter, but I'd like to see more of his life while he was running away from the Time Agents.

(Please, just ignore the fact that most of my ideas are about Stanley and Stanford, they are my favourite characters)

Stan: I'd fuck your assistent.

Ford: I'd fuck my assistent too.

Bill: I'd fuck you and your assistent.

Stan: What? 😨

Ford: What?? 😳

Bill: What??? 🤨

I just love the fact that S&P didn't approve "Bottles will be spun" (because it was implying that teenagers like kissing? what an absurd idea)

(screenshots taken in https://youtu.be/oYp0O-rle20?si=-Z639y0j67SgrWRe)

but they did approve this without any complaints:

(I don't think this is a big deal, but it is certainly more inappropriate than "bottles will be spun" in a flyer, at least the first one. And I won't even talk about the scary scenes in the cartoon.)

So, I think we all should thank to S&P for censoring the most inappropriate scenes in Gravity Falls. This isn't about a old man in some kind of bar/pub surrounded by younger ladies, this also isn't about a almost (or maybe totally) naked old man drinking "rich people water" in a kid's show.

THE REAL PROBLEM HERE ARE TEENAGERS KISSING, LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! WHY DO YOU LET TEENAGERS KISS?? TEENAGERS SHOULD BE TOTALLY FORBIDDEN FROM KISSING EVERYWHERE!!

Like, have you ever thought about the quantity of germs and microbes that they pass on when they kiss?! And the fact that they mix their saliva?! Ugh, absolutely disgusting.

Having said that, I think that the government should implement a law that prevents teenagers from kissing. (Thanks for opening my eyes, S&P, kisses.)

(This is a joke, please don't this seriously)