Gravity Falls Thoughts - Blog Posts

As a Doctor Who and Gravity Falls fan, I think the Master/Missy and Bill are very similar in many ways.

The Master has the Time Lords' march sound stuck in his head while Bill hears the Euclydians' screams.

The Master is one of the last ones from his species and Bill is the last one from his.

They are both associated with "I can't decide" by Scissor Sisters.

They both have a romantic and unhealthy obsession with a guy who travels the universe and has a group of friends/family.

They both have style and elegance ✨

Maybe there are more similarities between them, but these were the ones I could remember myself of.

Okay, now I need fanarts of Bill saying "I don't know what I'd be without that noise." and Ford responding "I don't know what I'd be without you." or Master in a bar (or in a hospital) asking for "One Doctor, please."

Okay, since I've discovered the Pines family is Jewish I tried to analyse Gravity Falls in a religious point of view for them.

(Apologizing since now to jewish people if what I'll say is offensive to you, and if it is I'll immediately delete this post)

So, Jewish believe that there's only one transcendent powerful god.

What if Stanford thought that Bill Cipher was this god? And that Bill chose him to be his prophet or something like that?

Well, many times Bill said that he had divine knowledge and Ford never disagreed and Bill really is a kind of transcendental God

Maybe this won't make sense because he wouldn't defy God's authority like he did in the Book of Bill's scene where Bill breaks Fiddleford snow globe and they start fighting, among other examples.

Maybe he just thought that Bill was the transcendent powerful God during the time Bill was deceiving him and he didn't notice.

Random question: What does Bill say in his death in reverse in your language?

The only languages I understood what he says were English, European Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese.

In European Portuguese he says: "A-X-O-L-O-L-T, my time to burn has come. I invoke the ancient power that will make me reappear!"

And in Brazilian Portuguese he says:

"You shouldn't have left where you came from. What do you think you're doing, you old man?!"

I'm genuinely curious about the other languages.

EDIT: here's a link to a multi language video of his death in reverse, in case you need it: https://youtu.be/Bep5B9Wo1bc?si=JfNTwvP-XlVR6sCF

It doesn't matter if it's chaotic. If we get this kind of content, we're all happy :)

I'll just make a list of Gravity Falls' spin-offs that I would like to watch:

- A spin-off telling what Stanford saw during the 30 years that he spent in the Nightmare Realm and other dimensions. Stanford wrote in Journal 3 that he would need 10 journals to write about what happened when he lived there, so there must be many amazing things to see (I also would like to know more about the Oracle/Seven-eyes, she seems quite mysterious).

- A spin-off about Bill's whole life before meeting Stanford. Since his life in Euclydia (and its destruction) to the moment he meet the Henchmaniacs and each of his tries to trick humans to build a portal for him.

- A spin-off of Stanley and Stanford's adventures in Stan'O War. Maybe we would get to know more characters, like saylors or old friends of theirs.

- A spin-off about the childhood/teenage years of Stanley and Stanford in New Jersey. I think it would be fun to see a rivalry between the two Stans and the Sibling Brothers (those blonde twins from the comics) and some school situations that they have been through.

- A little spin-off of Stanley's schemes to sell things during the 10 years he was far from his family. Each episode would tell a story of a different product to trick people and in the end of every episode, he would be expelled from the city where he was selling it. There could also be some romantic episodes of Stanley's relationships (I would like to see Marylin with him, ya know).

- A little spin-off telling what happened to Blendin before and after the Weirdmageddon. I know it is revealed in Journal 3's letter, but I'd like to see more of his life while he was running away from the Time Agents.

(Please, just ignore the fact that most of my ideas are about Stanley and Stanford, they are my favourite characters)

Bro what if Stanford and Fiddleford have already had sex, but Fiddleford erased that from Stanford's and from his own mind??

Stan: I'd fuck your assistent.

Ford: I'd fuck my assistent too.

Bill: I'd fuck you and your assistent.

Stan: What? 😨

Ford: What?? 😳

Bill: What??? 🤨

What if We'll meet again was the last song that Scalene sang to Bill?

Maybe she realised Euclydia was being destroyed/turned into 3D and that Bill would survive that alone. So in the last minutes of Euclydia, she did what a good mother would do: try to calm down her son, singing a song that says they will meet again, even if everyone dies know.

Maybe Bill's mother was a singer or played piano, what would explain Bill's love for music.

I just imagined Bill in Ford's body dancing the Deadpool intro and recording it to terrify Ford.

(It just popped in my mind)

I was planning to do a Bill Cipher cosplay, but I didn't have anything to put in my eye.

I don't have make up to make a triangle in one eye, I don't have a pirate eye patch nor materials to make something, so I thought "Well, I guess I'll be a two-eyed Bill."

But I just found out that my brother has a bag of DORITOS.

So, yes, I'll glue a freaking Dorito to my eye.

Edit: It was kinda hard but I did it and it went well :)

Okay, but we all do agree that Stan and Ford send letters with the address where they're going to spend the Christmas to Dipper and Mabel so they can send them gifts and vise versa. Right?

I think that Mabel would send them sweaters that she made. Stan uses them when it's really cold (he pretends that he doesn't like them) and Ford it's always using them (after all, he also loves sweaters). Mabel always makes turtle neck sweaters for Ford because he showed her his tatto once (and she plans to do the same tatto because she loves it) and said that he wanted to hide it.

Dipper would send Ford a copy of a book that he read about paranormal stuff or some accessory of some movie/series/game that they both like and he would give Stan a key chain related to money or cassinos or a pair of pants.

Stan would steal a wallet from someone in the street and send the money he finds there (or in his brother's bedroom) to the twins or he would ask Ford to buy something for them for him. Or he even would walk into a shop and buy the first thing that he sees with glitter or animals and the first thing that screams "NERD" (or that puts Ford's eyes glowing).

Ford sends Dipper books that he liked to read when he was his age and he gives Mabel romance books that have colorful covers or something related to Ducktective.

Is this headcannon or cannon?

EDIT: I didn't know that the Pines are Jewish. So, instead of Christmas, they would buy this gifts for Hanukkah. They buy 8 gifts for eachother (out of the things I said) and they open them during the 8 days of Hanukkah :D

Your theory makes so much sense!!

Thanks for answering my questions :D

Okay, if Stanford got rid of Frilliam, who is this axolotl?

Is it Stanley's pet? Did he buy it?

I know this isn't a big deal, probably it's just an easter egg or something, but I'm curious about it.

I just love the fact that S&P didn't approve "Bottles will be spun" (because it was implying that teenagers like kissing? what an absurd idea)

(screenshots taken in https://youtu.be/oYp0O-rle20?si=-Z639y0j67SgrWRe)

but they did approve this without any complaints:

(I don't think this is a big deal, but it is certainly more inappropriate than "bottles will be spun" in a flyer, at least the first one. And I won't even talk about the scary scenes in the cartoon.)

So, I think we all should thank to S&P for censoring the most inappropriate scenes in Gravity Falls. This isn't about a old man in some kind of bar/pub surrounded by younger ladies, this also isn't about a almost (or maybe totally) naked old man drinking "rich people water" in a kid's show.

THE REAL PROBLEM HERE ARE TEENAGERS KISSING, LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! WHY DO YOU LET TEENAGERS KISS?? TEENAGERS SHOULD BE TOTALLY FORBIDDEN FROM KISSING EVERYWHERE!!

Like, have you ever thought about the quantity of germs and microbes that they pass on when they kiss?! And the fact that they mix their saliva?! Ugh, absolutely disgusting.

Having said that, I think that the government should implement a law that prevents teenagers from kissing. (Thanks for opening my eyes, S&P, kisses.)

(This is a joke, please don't this seriously)

This is lesbian pose, right?

So, is Bill a lesbian?

EDIT: This image of Bill was originally made by the Shaman. So Shaman predicted that Bill is a lesbian, but Bill doesn't know it yet.

I'll just make a list of Gravity Falls' spin-offs that I would like to watch:

- A spin-off telling what Stanford saw during the 30 years that he spent in the Nightmare Realm and other dimensions. Stanford wrote in Journal 3 that he would need 10 journals to write about what happened when he lived there, so there must be many amazing things to see (I also would like to know more about the Oracle/Seven-eyes, she seems quite mysterious).

- A spin-off about Bill's whole life before meeting Stanford. Since his life in Euclydia (and its destruction) to the moment he meet the Henchmaniacs and each of his tries to trick humans to build a portal for him.

- A spin-off of Stanley and Stanford's adventures in Stan'O War. Maybe we would get to know more characters, like saylors or old friends of theirs.

- A spin-off about the childhood/teenage years of Stanley and Stanford in New Jersey. I think it would be fun to see a rivalry between the two Stans and the Sibling Brothers (those blonde twins from the comics) and some school situations that they have been through.

- A little spin-off of Stanley's schemes to sell things during the 10 years he was far from his family. Each episode would tell a story of a different product to trick people and in the end of every episode, he would be expelled from the city where he was selling it. There could also be some romantic episodes of Stanley's relationships (I would like to see Marylin with him, ya know).

- A little spin-off telling what happened to Blendin before and after the Weirdmageddon. I know it is revealed in Journal 3's letter, but I'd like to see more of his life while he was running away from the Time Agents.

(Please, just ignore the fact that most of my ideas are about Stanley and Stanford, they are my favourite characters)

Does Stanford also have 6 toes on each foot?

(The answer is probably no, but I was curious about it)

Those are crazy parallels, well pointed out!

I made a past post showing parallels between Gideon & Bill a while back but the main parallel I noticed are their relationships to Ford and Mabel:

They used to be close to Ford/Mabel before their messed up actions caused a falling out between them

Gave them chances to join their side

Held them captive during the course of Weirdmaggedon

Now this could've been accidental and me just reading into things but the Book of Bill had this recurring idea of Bill being Ford's toxic, abusive ex. It just really cemented this parallel and the idea of Bill being Ford's Gideon.

IN ADDITION - While this might be reaching, I think with this idea in mind, there's an additional way to read to Gideon's line:

"Bill explained it to me nice and simple. She was always destined to be mine. Now that I have her trapped in a cage, she'll learn to love me. I have an eternity to wait"

Another way to read that is, Bill's projecting onto Gideon & Mabel a bit and this was what he initially had planned with Ford: Keep them trapped, and use the endless amounts of time they have to make him "learn" to love him, but then the barrier surrounding Gravity Falls derailed that

Okay, if Stanford got rid of Frilliam, who is this axolotl?

Is it Stanley's pet? Did he buy it?

I know this isn't a big deal, probably it's just an easter egg or something, but I'm curious about it.

Random Gravity Falls theory

What if Bill didn't die when Stan's mind was erased because he can only be killed using the Shaman's zodiac?

Or perhaps the combined presence of the representatives of the zodiac symbols was enough to defeat him?

So, what if the zodiac will be used to defeat Bill in a possible continuation or spin-off of the series?

Why would the Shaman create the zodiac if it wasn't going to used (maybe the Shaman can predict the future since he knew the symbols that would "defeat" Bill)? Maybe he just created the zodiac so it could be used at some point after the Weirdmageddon.