Latest Posts by mischief-ev - Page 2

I start panicking 😭😁

Me when that ao3 loading bar takes a little longer than usual

why am I acting surprised

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

why do I find this cute😭😭

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

the way I hate overhead lights with a passion. try everything else rather than turning it on

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

The Language Of Flowers

Acacia: Hidden love, beauty in withdrawal

Amaryllis: Pride, a hard won success

Anemone: Vanishing hopes

Bells of Ireland: Wish for good luck

Carnation: Fascination, love and distinction

Daffodil (Narcissus): Honesty and truth

Dahlia flower: Warnings and change

Daisy: Innocence, loyal love and purity

Delphinium: Open heart, ardent attachement

Gardenia: Symbol of secret love

Gladiolus: Remembrance, faithfulness and sincerity

Hyacinth: I’m sorry, please forgive me.

Iris: Eloquence

Lily (general) : Purity of the heart and refined beauty

Lily of the valley: Return of happiness

Marigold: Passion and creativity

Orchid: Beauty, refinement and love

Peony: Happy marriage

Lavender: Love at first sight

Red rose: Love, respect, courage and passion

White rose: Purity, secrecy, silence, innocence and charm

Sunflower: Good luck and ambition

Tulip: Irresistible love

Violet: Faithfulness, modesty and delicate love

Zinnia: Lasting affection, daily remembrance and good memories

thorin is wearing a royal outfit again

and looks pretty pissed off

at bilbo no less

??????

“Derek died” ok, fine, I can deal with that (lying but that’s just details)

What gets me is SCOTT and ALLISON ADOPTED Eil

There are SO many different options for that as well as problems😭

Stiles taking him in because he clearly had some type of involvement in Eli’s childhood/teen years. You don’t even have to ship Sterek to see this

Noah for the reason above but also because he was like a grandfather/uncle to Eli (that’s the vibe I got anyway)

PETER HIS FUCKING UNCLE WHO WAS RIGHT THERE AS WELL AS BEING ABLE TO RAISE A BORN WOLF??? Also, this man loves his family (even in a weird psychopathic way) and he would rip someone’s throat out for trying to take the last of it he has

Mason and Parish for fucks sake had more of a history with Eli than the two

ALISON JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD??? Miss girl is not mentally stable to raise a child a teenager nonetheless considering she probably has a mindset of one still??

Hell, coach had more of a chance than these two

Derek didn’t want Eli to see being a werewolf as a curse, and that’s all Scott sees it as (for the most part)

Derek most definitely had a Will and DEFINITELY had a “in case I die and my son is still a minor he goes to ___” (this is obvious because of all the shit he went through.)

Cora is literally his aunt? Tell me she wouldn’t hope on a plane, get her nephew and his shit, and take him home with her. I dare you.

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

look at this commission i did for @sunnyrosewritesstuff!!! it is a scene from her fic ambassador to madness <3. Thorin is looking respectfully, of course...

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

Artist: Keiid (Twitter) and she's also on Patreon. Love her art so much!

Only for fun, Super Asgardian Bros are back. Loki doing pranks and using  his brother Balder to scape from the wrath of Thor.

same

There are two types of cultivators

I am not, in fact, a useless gay. I can actually exist in the same room as a pretty girl without panicking.

Took months of procrastination but I finally finished this. For bitches like me who wanna make a gymsona but are fuckin indecisive. An in-depth look at what Pokemon Type you should train

ppl seem to do this thing in fandoms where theyll take a character whos inherently kind and trusting of people and then they make the fanon version of them ignorant or innocent to certain things by default and i dont like it

My friend and I stayed up all night brainrottin bout this wangxian AU

cover them up slut (your bleeding wounds)

heh... like what you see? ;) *tries to lean back in a seductive pose and passes out from blood loss*

Exposed

So i was going out with my firneds and was saying bye to my mom before i left. Mind you but I'm pansexual and i haven't come out to her. So she looks at and was like no boys. Ok that's fine. And right as I'm about leave the house she yells and no girls

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