???: *has No Idea How Vr Games Even Work, Let Alone One That Literally Sucks You Into It*

Caine: *notices Zooble feeling scared and it makes him feel worse, he begins crying in a cartoonish presentation despite how genunine it sounds, suprisingly the circus slowly calms as Caine lets things out*

((ooc) this is probably not fully in character for caine but eh it ain't killing anybody)

hey- um, hey, it’s...ok?

"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated

Caine: *pops in, screaming from excitement at a new member*

Buddy: *screams and cries, hiding behind Zooble*

don’t do that, you’re scaring them! buddy, it’s ok, this is just caine. um- hang on a sec.

(They pull Caine aside, explaining that Buddy thinks they’re at daycare and they don’t want to shatter that illusion.)

*the other circus members just stare*

(They’ve been stopped by a wall, but they’re still walking in place.)

hey, uh, malicious entities beyond our comprehension? can you guys stop being (🎉)holes for like 5 seconds

Boo!

"HHUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH-"

Caine:

*swoops in*

OOOOOH ZOOOOOBLE, I THINK I FOUND YOUR TYPE OF ADVENTURE!

oh god. what is it

M!A: They'll get used to it

what do you mean????????????

Caine: *changes them back*

Sorry....

it’s...fine.

funniest draft ever. what the fuck was i realizing

at first i was a bit skeptical about this whole mental illness idea but now im kinda thinking i might have one or two of my own