Caine: *nods In Understanding And Calmly Flies To Buddy*

Caine:

*opens a portal to Zooble's happy place, having genuniely listened as best he could*

...huh.

(It’s a secluded spot in the woods. People have obviously been there before, namely them and the people they’d most likely never see again. There’s a heart carved into a nearby tree, reading “M +” . . . something. The second initial is scribbled out.)

Buddy: what kind of daycare is this....

a weird one, i know. but you’re gonna be ok. i won’t let anything bad happen to you.

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

Buddy: *lost in the office maze, having wandered off by accident*

MAMA! HELP!

*starts to hug their knees and cry hysterically*

(Somehow, they also ended up in the office maze. It’s odd, seeing something so mundane and dull and real, but right now they need to find Buddy. They think they hear them, crying for their mother.)

Caine: *slows it down*

Oh boy Zooble, glad you finally wanna go to the carnival!

CAINE IT’S THE (🎉)ING MAGIC ANON AGAIN. THE ONE THAT CHANGES THINGS

*the knock wakes them up leading to an ear piercing scream*

NO!

*they begin to sob and hide under their blanket*

-buddy anon

buddy??? are you ok?????

(If they had the keys to their room, they’d already be inside.)

*a new member appears in the circus, teleporting behind Zooble, they look like a small pre-school toy, they cower in fear away from everyone*

um. hey?

moodboard for when its all just so funny