Life Hack:

I wish someone would love me like bob ross loves his 2inch brushes.

I fixed it

It started so cool and now my day is ruined

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I’ve been never betrayed as much as today.

I’ll never be able to trust annyone ever again.

compare.

De ene docent: “Ik vind het niet erg als je tijdens mijn les naar muziek luistert.”

De andere docent: “Als je ook maar aan muziek denkt tijdens mijn les, kom je ik persoonlijk vermoorden met een zwaard.”

What if bugs would give light.

How fucked up would that be if they were in your room at night.

Me running into a mcdonalds with a gun: THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY.

Mc donalds employee: this is a what?

Me: excuse me, this is a mcrobbery give me your mcfuking mcmoney.

Employee: *mcsreams*

That moment when you realise what you could have done with your life if you didnt have a mental illness.

Whack

Me: is gay

Me: *dies*

Me: *arrives in heaven*

Angel: welcome my child

Me: i knew i shoule have commited murder