Yesterday I Made Out With Someone For The First Time.

How about instead of storming area 51, we storm the literal concentration camps and the places where they keep small children in cages

Wtf 😂

But they would be fucking easy to find.

What if bugs would give light.

How fucked up would that be if they were in your room at night.

What did anny do to deserve so much hate from michael jackson.

He made a whole song about how he can walk and she can not.

Like... thats petty.

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

It always fuck me up when i see a family thats close with each other.

Like how can you be sitting in a room with you mother and not getting flashbacks from the mental abuse she did when you were young.

Lets get hydrated

When i was younger i always used to say that i didnt care if i would get fat or how i looked like as long as i loved myself, my mother always responded with, yeah wait until you’re older and see if you think the same way.

If only my mother would have been more suportive about that i might have been a little more confident about myself.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon