I have a love hate relation with myself. Like i'll be looking at a trashcan and tell people it has acomplished more than me and 5 seconds later i'll have a 5 hour lecture on why im the only perfect human being ever.
I am suffering 24/7 but at least im funny
My family: *calls me lazy for not doing anything all day*
Me who has been putting all energy in not Kermitting the self deletus:
This beter work
This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!
My teacher: *trynna chill and enjoy her evening*
Me: *about to send her a whole ass vent email* hello bestie
What the heckdoodles is going on