*tony* Kid, What The Hell Happened Over There?

*tony* kid, what the hell happened over there?

*peter* i dont know, i sang baby shark for two hours and they let me go

new favourite thing: peter parker getting kidnapped as an SI intern and going against all expectations

kidnapper: i know you're scared. this'll all be over soon, and we'll let you go unharmed ...if you give us what we want

peter: oh, no, please. keep me. i've got school and i'm really just not feeling it today, you know?

kidnapper: give us information on tony stark, we know you work for him

peter: okay, first of all, i'd say i more work with him? second of all, i don't know, man. he likes blueberries-

peter: i just think it's a little rude that you're holding me captive and not even being professional about it. you kidnapped iron man's intern, seriously. where's the passion? it's honestly depressing in here. oh my god, is that what's driving you? because i know a good therapist. i mean, i haven't seen them for myself yet, but mr. stark recommends them and he usually has good ideas-

kidnapper: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP

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A Sherlock’s 10th anniversary gift.

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5 years ago

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4 years ago

Honey, the guy who gives all those preaches is arrested for having drugs

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I graduated today.

And now i know what kind of three i am and that people actualy think i enjoy being alive 🙂


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But does it work with animals?

How To Draw Arms ? ? 
How To Draw Arms ? ? 

how to draw arms ? ? 

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My teacher: *trynna chill and enjoy her evening*

Me: *about to send her a whole ass vent email* hello bestie


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I might have depression, social anxiety, autism, a eating disorder and a unhealthy lifestyle and cant function for shit.

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