*tony* kid, what the hell happened over there?
*peter* i dont know, i sang baby shark for two hours and they let me go
kidnapper: i know you're scared. this'll all be over soon, and we'll let you go unharmed ...if you give us what we want
peter: oh, no, please. keep me. i've got school and i'm really just not feeling it today, you know?
kidnapper: give us information on tony stark, we know you work for him
peter: okay, first of all, i'd say i more work with him? second of all, i don't know, man. he likes blueberries-
peter: i just think it's a little rude that you're holding me captive and not even being professional about it. you kidnapped iron man's intern, seriously. where's the passion? it's honestly depressing in here. oh my god, is that what's driving you? because i know a good therapist. i mean, i haven't seen them for myself yet, but mr. stark recommends them and he usually has good ideas-
kidnapper: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP
I was thinking about how every city should have a place where people with mental ilnesses could hang out so they can be around people that understand them and where its calm and peacefull.
But then i remembered how no one would show up becouse our depressed asses wont take the energy to get out of bed
A Sherlock’s 10th anniversary gift.
Mark recorded a video for Youku’s (a Chinese website) fans.
How about instead of storming area 51, we storm the literal concentration camps and the places where they keep small children in cages
Honey, the guy who gives all those preaches is arrested for having drugs
imagine if in the bible when satan tempted jesus out in desert if when satan was like "hey make this rock into some bread and break your fast" and jesus was just like "yeah okay sure" and did it, like how fucking funny would that be
Sam: I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”. Steve: You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?! Clint: Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup? Nat: I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong. Thor: I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy. Bruce: I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated. Tony: In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worcestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances. Rhodey: So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions. Bucky: This Not Soup. Peter: Breadn’t.
And now i know what kind of three i am and that people actualy think i enjoy being alive 🙂
But does it work with animals?
how to draw arms ? ?
My teacher: *trynna chill and enjoy her evening*
Me: *about to send her a whole ass vent email* hello bestie
I might have depression, social anxiety, autism, a eating disorder and a unhealthy lifestyle and cant function for shit.
But guess what.