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And now a special AC headcannon:
Advice from Altaïr
(Advice from Altaïr)
Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.
Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.
Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....
Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!
Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*
Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!
Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!
Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.
And this has been:
Advice with Altaïr
(Advice with Altaïr)
So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?
So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌
Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!
Have you ever read on the archives a story where Kadar is force-sensitive and Desmond is a Jedi!!! It called Force-sensitive Kadar
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Thank you for the ask!
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Jacob: *sitting on the couch watching T.V with Edward and Desmond* ... the ocean is a soup.
Desmond: ... what?
Jacob: the ocean... is a soup.
Edward: how- ... oh my god he's right.
Desmond: ok are you two drunk again or something?
Jacob: think about it, what kind of stuff do you normally put in a soup?
Desmond: I mean, water obviously, some vegetables, meat for some like chicken noodles soup for example- . . . Oh my God the ocean is a soup-
Jacob: the ocean is a soup.
Desmond: Holy sh*t! the ocean is a soup!
Edward: see whose the drunk one now?
Desmond: . . . What tHE FUC-
Hello... is this a possible sneek peek for a sequel to another random thoughts with Jacob Frye? ...
Maybe 😏
Drew this a long time ago, but I thought I'd post this any 🌙
Previously on...
Assassin's Creed
Now on with the show!
Leonardo: ... *moves the mask around a bit to get a better look* fascinating... I have never seen any comedy mask like this before!
New York, somewhere hidden in the city is the assassin's creed household. In the house, Leonardo Da Vinci is currently studying and observing SCP 035, who had almost succeeded in turning Jacob into another one of his temporary hosts. While Jacob himself is currently pouting and is covered in bruises from Shaun and Desmond tackling him down into the rubble of an old Venice house. Trying to stop him from putting SCP 035 on his face. Shaun and Desmond stand by Leonardo while he observes the mask (with safety tongs of course). While Evie and Ezio are trying their best to console Jacob from the incident that had taken place. Some of the others watch intently as Leonardo tries to get a better understanding of the possessive mask.
Shaun: you can say that again...
Evie: come on Jacob.
Jacob: *huffs and turns away from Evie*
Evie: Jacob I said I was sorry! I didn't actually, believe you were being serious.
Jacob: well I was!
Ezio: come now amico, you can't be mad at your sister forever.
Jacob: bet!
Evie: *sighs*
Malik: so explain to us why this *does air quotes* "possessive mask" tried to get Jacob to wear it, exactly?
Connor: ya cause this thing... looks cursed.
Shaun: right. Desmond you wanna give this one away or-
Desmond: ya I got this one. *clears throat* Ok so basically the possessive mask, better known to the foundation as SCP-035, is a possessive mask that requires a human or humanoid-like host, organic or not so long as it has a humanoid face shape, it will possess the body and will essentially cause the original person to go brain dead and well dies.
Shaun: Once then, he'll take over that body and talk through it with his voice, he'll sometimes take on the traits of those he possesses, going as far as to even know every bit of information and memory that the person had when they were alive. And-
Rebecca: and he knows everything about the human brain and mind so this guy knows how to talk you into doing anything he wants you to do. He also has telepathic abilities as well.
Shaun: . . .
Desmond: . . .
Rebecca: what? Come on you guys, you think you are the only ones who are into this stuff?
Arno: Uh... so wait- hold on so, why choose Jacob as a host?
Jacob: because I'm awsome-
Shaun: probably because he was the easiest out of all of us there to be persuaded into putting him on.
Jacob: Hey!
Edward: So that mask can talk too?
Desmond: ya- well kind of.
Edward: if that mask can talk, then why isn't it talking?
Shaun: surprisingly, I have no idea. Usually this thing loves to talk.
Maria: You also mentioned something about a foundation. What kind of foundation are you refuring to?
Desmond: The SCP foundation.
Alexios: s.c.p?
Desmond: Secure.
Shaun: Contain.
Rebecca: Protect.
Desmond: We die in darkness so you may live in the light-
Connor: Wait, wait! ... that kind of sounds like our saying...
Arno:... What?
Connor: You know. The whole, "We work in the dark to serve the light." That phrase.
Jacob: I SAY WE SUE THEM-
Ezio: ya wait- HEY! They completely stole our phrase and just re-worded it!
Desmond: I-... Huh, I never noticed that before.
Aveline: OK can we get back to the foundation thing! Desmond, continue please.
Desmond: Right, well they're the main goal is to contain anomalies as a way of protecting humanity from the danger some of them possess, and to study and research them and how they work, as well as keeping the normalcy of the world.
Shaun: living or Object.
Rebecca: or just weird phenomenons that happen.
Jacob: secure, contain, protect ... Ok I'll give them this... That's a cool acronym! Why can't we do something like that!?
Bayek: Because we never needed one.
Edward: well ya but it be really nice to have one.
Alexios: The Templars have a name to brand themselves and make money why can't we?
Ezio: they have point.
Aya: we're not get an acronym for the creed.
Jacob: well why not!? We could brand ourselves and make cash!
Connor: I'm fine with how we have creed as it is.
Jacob: Oh Connor! You silly, silly, man... acronyms are cool if you know how to do it right. Makes you stick out.
Malik: exactly why we don't need one.
There is an eerie, echo of mocking laughter that fills the room, sending shivers down everyone's spine, as everyone slowly starts turning their attention to the mask still being held in the tongs Leonardo was using to hold it.
035: "My your all quite the delight to be around~. Talking about the most simplest off topic things then make it a big deal out of it the deeper you go. It's quite amusing really~."
Leonardo nearly drops the tongs he was using to hold the mask, just bearly catching them in time.
Desmond: alright @$$hole what's your game here?
035: "Aw~ can't we just have a nice chat? I am a people person after all."
Jacob: screw you! You nearly turned me into a walking corps for you to pilot!
035: "Touché now aren't we?"
Maria: ok... this is just getting werid even for us.
Malik: agreed.
Shaun: Don't even think about trying to mind control us either.
Rebecca: ya! We're elite b@#$, you can't touch us.
035: "I can see that. Many of you in the room currently each have the gift. The gift of the ancient Isu race. It would be a challenge... but who doesn't like a good challenge? Isn't that right Leonardo. Ah how good it is to see such a now famous face."
Leonardo: we've... met before?
035: "oh yes! 1487, you were invited by some of the richest Nobleman in the country of Italy to have one of you paintings displayed in an art gallery. I ran into when you were looking at some of the other art pieces inside. I recognized one of your works and complmented you on it. Remember?"
Leonardo: *nervously chuckles* I think you have the wrong painter, cause I would have certainly... remember. . .
Ezio: ... Leo?
Leonardo: . . .
Desmond: Uh Leonardo?
Leonardo: . . . *gently puts the metal tongs down onto the table and walks over behind Ezio, only to stare blankly at the mask in horror* . . . I remember you now.
Jacob: Wait! Wait! Hold up! So you have, actually met this family mask!?
035: "indeed he has! You know, Ezio your friend here was quite different from all the ither artist I meet that day. He's Cheerful, optimistic, smart, well rounded, open minded, greatly empathic and expressive, and very curious man by nature. He did actually almost uncovered my secret during our talk, that was how curious of a man you were. But Leonardo is also a chronic procrastinator, and very easily distractible. If I hadn't pointed out one of the paintings to you had done, Hehe, you might have actually uncovered my secrect long ago.
Ezio: Hey-! Wait... how did you know my-
Shaun: he can read minds Ezio, remember?
Leonardo: Mio dio...
035: That's my name! Well the name I prefer to be called by.
Malik: Dio?
035: Well actually it's more of D y o. Greak name. Ah the greaks and the Roman empire, such a marvelous time to be alive then. Right Alexios?"
Alexios: oh indeed it is! Quite a beautiful place!
Arno: Don't fuel the fire Alexios! It's trying to get inside your head by feeding you complements!
Shaun: Wait so were you actually made by greak Gods or-
Desmond: Shaun, buddy come on we've been over this. I still think he's secretly the black lord of Alagadda.
Shaun: yes but how on earth does Alagadda line up with the bits and pieces of information the foundation has on him so far?
Desmond: he's a big @$$ lier Shaun! You can't believe ever word that comes out his mouth.
Shaun: true but-
Connor: OK! Are we done here!?
035: "nope! And please you two do keep talking. I rather like this little side conversation about me~."
Jacob: f@#$ you.
035: "Aw~ is someone still mad about me?"
Jacob: yes!?!?
035: "Well I guess that makes two of you then."
Desmond: uhm, two?
035: "Yes, isn't that right... Kassandra."
Everyone in the living room turned and looked up to see Kassandra standing their with face of anger spread across it, lookimh stright down at the mask. Her staff of caduceus in her hands.
Alexios: sister?
Kassandra: . . . What. The hell. Is that damn maks. . . Doing in our house!?
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So I was looking through some old drawing and stumbled upon this drawing cover for a crossover idea back in 2021. I remembered I wanted to make a crossover for my old Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages AU with Five Night's at Freddy's. After the Altair is Missing story, which would reveal a twist that these two stories were connected in some way. Maybe I'll continue that story... If I can get motivation again for it. Till then- HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS! (Let's hope 2024 is better =] )
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It was the next day, Desmond and Altair were sitting on the couch next to each other. Altair was reading a novel while Desmond was reading a superhero-based comic. Rebecca and Shaun were sitting at the dining room table watching them a far while Connor, Jacob, Ezio, and Leonardo were talking with one another close by, all while Ezio continues staring at Altair and Desmond.
Rebecca: Aw, Shaun look at those two, it's like watching two twin brothers bonding with each other.
Shaun: you say brothers, I say experimental clones gone wrong.
Rebecca: oh stop it, Shaun they're just reading.
Shaun: exactly, so if you're making a big deal out of this then so will I. I mean just look at them.
A shot of Altair and Desmond just... reading their things.
Shaun: their facial expressions right now look almost bloody identical... some of their expressions.
Rebecca: I still think it's cute, it's not often we get to see Altair actually "bond" with any of the others.
Shaun: ya we'll I still say a cloning experiment gone wrong.
Leonardo: -so then turns out you can't use metal thin cables as a substitute for rubber covered wires, though luckily the man didn't hurt himself too badly, I was almost given a fright when he got shocked, he seemed ok afterward, but I think I learned something new after- ... Ezio?
Ezio: *staring at Altair and Desmond* . . .
Leonardo: Ezio?
Ezio: . . .
Leonardo: ...? *taps on Ezio's shoulder* Ezio are you even listening to me?
Ezio: *snaps out of it* hm? Oh, sorry Leonardo, you were saying about the wires?
Leonardo: Ezio you have been acting very strange since yesterday, is something wrong?
Ezio: I'm fine Leonardo, just have a lot on my mind right now.
Connor: are you sure? Cause you were staring at Altair and Desmond for an odd and uncomfortably long time yesterday and you're continuing to do so today. You might as well just tell us what's going on cause this is getting ridiculous.
Jacob: Heh! maybe he's jealous that those two hang out a lot.
Ezio: I am not!!!
Jacob: ... I was just joking, calm down.
Connor: ... Ezio, your getting kind of defensive about this.
Ezio: I'm not getting defensive, I'm simply pointing out the fact that I'm not jealous of Altair spending more time with Desmond than Desmond does with me.
Connor: ...
Leonardo: ...
Jacob: ... *snickers* oh my god you are jealous of Altair aren't you!
Ezio: what!? Me!? Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Jealous!? Nonsense!
Leonardo: well what you just said was oddly specific for someone who claims they're not jealous of someone else.
Connor: and you're not doing that good of a job hiding that fact.
Ezio: ... so... what if I am.
Leonardo: Ezio there is no need to be jealous, you're a family as a whole. There is no need to feel this way.
Jacob: Ya, I mean so what if they look the same, act the same, share the same favorite activities, and-
Connor: *puts a hand over Jacob's mouth* exactly, Leonardo. Besides Desmond cares for each and every one of us equally. Trust me, you're only setting yourself up for something that's going to end badly for you and Desmond.
Jacob: ... *licks Connors hand*
Connor: *flinches away in disgust* Ew gross Jacob!
Jacob: >=P
Ezio: *sighs* maybe you guys are right... maybe I'm just letting this get to me.
Leonardo: bene, glad we put a stop to this, before things got any worse.
Suddenly Desmond's phone starts to go off, as he puts his comic book down and pulls out his smartphone. He has a small surprised look on his face when he saw the contact on his phone.
Connor: ...
Leonardo: ...
Jacob: ...
Desmond: ... hey I'll be right back, I gotta take this. *gets up*
Altair: *nods at him*
Desmond: *heads outside to the front*
Connor: ... *sighs with nervous laughter* for a second I thought something bad was gonna happen to set this whole thing into chaos...
Leonardo: *nervous laughter* Si.
Jacob: ya that was a close one... so who do you think called Desmond?
Ezio: *shrugs*
Ezio, Connor, and Jacob walked over to one of the front windows and peeked through the curtains as they watched Desmond answer the phone and put it up to his ear as he seems like he's saying hello, and then letting who was on the other line speak. Desmond then speaks, unsure of what he is saying from the window. A few seconds into the conversation he seemed confused at first, then changed to an excited and happy expression. It didn't last long however as his facial expression began to slowly morph from joy to disappointed, pacing back and forth, as he starts talking again.
Jacob: ... who do you think he's talking to?
Connor: I don't know...
Ezio: whoever they are... whatever they're telling Desmond is making him a bit... upset.
Leonardo: are they? By how much?
Desmond seems to look stressed as the Isu lines on his right charcoal black arm and eyes begin to glow a bright gold as he shouted an audible-
Desmond: WHY!? Why can't you ever just-! *takes in a deep breath in and out*
Desmond calms himself down till his arm stopped glowing, his right eye however still held a dim glow, as he continues the call, his voice goes back to quiet.
Connor: ... really upset...
Leonardo: oh my...
Ezio: ...
Jacob: ... wow...
As Desmond slows down his pacing he finally comes to a stop and he hangs up the phone. The three quickly sprung away from the window back where they were standing and glanced away when the door opened to let a very upset Desmond inside.
Rebecca: ... you ok Desmond?
Desmond: . . .
Shaun: um... earth to Desmond?
Altair: *glances over Desmond, with his golden eye visibly showing from his hood*
Desmond: ... *takes in a deep breath then exhales* ya... *his eye stops glowing completely* I'm fine. . . hey uh... Altair?
Altair: *turns over fully to Desmond* yes?
Desmond: uh... do you want to go see a movie later? Cause I got an extra ticket to go see one and uh... he-
Altair: he bailed on you last minute... again?
Desmond: ... *nods yes*
Altair: *sighs* Alright, I'll get my things ready, just tell me when we're able to go and I'll be ready.
Desmond: cool, movie starts at one. Sorry if it's a bit of a short notice.
Ezio: . . .
Altair: *marks his book and closes it* It's fine Desmond. We'll meet back in the living in an hour and a half. Will you ok driving?
Desmond: I think I'll be ok.
Altair: *nods then heads up stairs*
Shaun: ... wwwhat was that all about?
Desmond: nothing important. *goes into the kitchen to get his keys for his motorcycle*
Rebecca: you sure? That yelling outside didn't sound like "nothing important". Sounded super important, at least to you anyway.
Desmond: It's all sorted out now becs. *grabs his keys* don't worry about it. *starts walking towards the door* Anyways, I'm heading to the gas station to get movie snacks, cause the prices for theater snacks are, sh*****t. Later *heads out the door*
Connor: ... that was... something?
Leonardo: well Desmond hasn't been feeling all that well as of late.
Jacob: you've talked to him lately?
Leonardo: mhm, I have, I always ask everyone how they are doing.
Connor: so what's been with him?
Leonardo: things haven't been going so well for him for these past three months for him. He keeps saying he'll be fine soon enough... but I don't think much has changed, if not slightly worsen.
Jacob: how come?
Leonardo: I'm not sure. He refuses to tell me the key reasoning behind it. All I know is that he's been feeling down for the past months, for his personal life, and that's all he told me.
Connor: *sighs* Desmond probably has a lot on his plate, that phone call was probably something important.
Jacob: Maybe he just needs a bit of cheering up! Right Ezio- ...
Ezio: O_O . . .
Jacob: oh bloody hell.
Leonardo: Ezio... we just went over this.
Ezio: . . .
Connor: Ezio, what's-
Ezio: HE INVITED HIM TO A MOVIE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! AND OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, HE PICKED ALTAIR TO SEE IT!?!? WHY!?!?
Connor: Ezio calm down!
Leonardo: easy amigo!
Jacob: it's not that big of a deal!
Ezio: Not that big of a deal!?!? It's a huge deal! A massive one at that!
Shaun: what are you all yelling about!?!?
Connor: Ezio's jealous of Altair because Desmond's been hanging out with him more often than him.
Jacob: ya Ezio's jelly, cause Desmond is around Altair more.
Leonardo: and- ...
Jacob: ... what?
Leonardo: jelly?
Jacob: ya that's what I said he's jelly, that Altair is spending more time with Desmond. Ezio's jelly. Jelly~.
Leonardo: ... never in my life have I ever heard anyone, use jelly, as an alternative word for jealous.
Jacob: I know right! I just heard it a while back, and I found it really hilarious, so I started using it myself and-
Rebecca: uh, guys.
Leonardo: hm?
Jacob: what?
Rebecca: Ezio's gone...
They all look to where Ezio once stood... he was gone.
Connor: ... *looks at the front door* and the front door is open...
Shaun: oh, bloody hell.
Rebecca: ... I think he was still wearing his assassin robes too...
Jacob: ...
Leonardo: ...
Shaun: ...
Connor: 😑 ... sh*t.
I hope you guys enjoyed this one 👌😎 of Jealousy part 2. Where do you think Ezio ran off to? What movie are Altair and Desmond gonna go see? Who was calling Desmond on the phone and why is he so upset about it? Tune in to find out next time on-
Assassin's creed lost in modern ages!