Imagine an Assassin's Creed 'Loser, Baby' animatic with Ratonhnhaké:ton and Achilles or Edward's ghost shortly after the war ends...
Altair: Altair did genocide first, then neutral, and then pacifist last after words he just tried to find all the secrets in the game that he could find, leaving no stone unturned. he's more interested in the lore then the characters in the game. He claims that he doesn't have a favorite character but he secretly likes sans. Desmon was the only one who knew this little secret of his, he found out when he saw Altair looking up San's theme song (megalovania) on his phone (that Shaun bought him) The reason why he never told anyone was because Altair threatened to kill him if he told. Altair knows sans is practically everyone's favorite character, but he didn't care, he just liked sans because he can relate to him in some ways and he likes his theme song, the only thing he doesn't like about sans is his annoying jokes. When he encountered flowey for the first time... lets just say he didn't take flowey's happiness pellets... the first 100 of them.
Ezio: ezio did flirt pacifist route first, he would charm and flirt his way threw fights. His favorite fight was with Mettaton both pacifist and genocide, sometimes the others would catch him doing some of the poses Mettaton would do in the game, in his room. He likes to think that his friendship with leonardo was just like Mettaton and Alphys's friendship. The hardest fight he had to do was the end of the genocide route with sans. He'd been stuck on that fight for hours, refusing to turn off the computer to take a break from playing the game, after 2 hours and a half, with some help from Desmond and Altair, he finally beat the route.
Connor: connor did pacifist route first. When connor got to snowdon and found out he could pet the dog characters in the game, let's just say he spent hours petting lesser dog, he petted him so much he actually managed to break threw the screen... don't ask how it happened... it just... happened. Connor's favorite fight was with the animals except on genocide, it pained him so much to do genocide and fight the animals. He like all the cool animal characters in the game, but his most favorite character was toreil (goat mom!) When Connor meet toreil for the first time he'd think about his own mother. It almost broke his little heart to do genocide and kill off all the animal characters in the game. Connor never finshed genocide because of it. His second favorite character was tammy, he even help tammy get to college. Just like everyone else he found flowey most displeasing at first, both him and Altair didn't trust flowey the first time they saw him. nothing is true everything is permitted.
Desmond: Desmond did neutral run first, mainly because he couldn't decide which route to do first, later on he did pacifist then genocide last. Desmond would play the game like any other person would, his favorite character was frisk cause he could relate to frisk having to save the underground and be forced to make the decision based on other people's choices. He liked having his say in things and having his own choices. He also had a second favorite character which was sans, mainly cause of the memes about him and the jokes sans would tell in the game. He also thought the whole time travelling prank sans did was kind of funny and was super excited to see sans in smash. (as a mii fighter)
Kassandra and Alexios: Kassandra and Alexios both did genocide first just to get a challenge from the game, then they did neutral for the flowey boss fight. The spartan twins favorite character and fight was with undyne both genocide and pacifist, but both had a meager headaches fighting sans. They saw sans as their biggest challenge yet, to them sans was an enemy they must defeat. they spent weeks and nights trying to beat sans. Eventually they beat sans and as a victory they both shouted so loud that everyone in the house heard it... GET DUNKED ON SANS! at the same time together.
Edward: Edward didn't care which one to started off with (neutral), all he cared was get as much money in the game as possible. He even looked up a tutorial on how to hack his way into getting all the money in the game. He had so much money he bought the tammy armor on his first run. His favorite character was undyne as well as her fights. His least favorite character was chara cause just like flowey and everyone in the house chara. creeped. him. out.
Jacob: Jacob did pacifist first then neutral, he never bothered finishing genocide. The reason being because he was never able to beat sans, Jacob spent a month and a half before giving up and accepting defeat. Jacob loved playing pacifist run, he loved all the goofy characters and all, but his most favorite characters were the skela-font bros he pictured him and evie as like the skeleton brothers, more specially papyrus was his favorite, he loved how papyrus was always goofy and fun loving, his favorite papyrus moment was when he jumped out of undyne's house window. He even did the stunt himself, let's just say Shaun was pissed at him for a week, making Shaun having to be the one to replace the busted window. His second favorite was sans just because he told a lot of good jokes jokes jokes🎶
Evie: evie also did pacifist first mainly cause Jacob baged her to do pacifist first. And she did not regret doing pacifist first she enjoyed every moment in the pacifist run. She loved the music, the characters, the story line of the game, it was amazing. Evie also did neutral and genocide too but it would never top pacifist for her. Her favorite character was Asriel. She found his goat form so cute and felt so bad for him, making flowey less creepy and scarey to her.
Arno: did neutral first. When he found out about the poor six children that fell in the underground he felt bad. Seeing how they help him made him feel hopeful for the young generation and felt like there was hope for humanity. he felt determined. He then did pacifist run. His favorite character was muffet, he loved the music muffet had in her battle and he admired the fact that she specialized in baking, it reminded him of the pastries from France. When he fought her in genocide run and saw her death for some reason it reminded him of Elsie... everyone in the house had to help cheer him up that day.
Haytham: Haytham did neutral first genocide then pacifist. His favorite character is Asgore. Haytham honestly agrees with Asgore having to make sacrifices to get the six human souls, he had to do what he must to set the monsters free. He mainly did neutral because he didn't want to be friends with anyone but also didn't want to kill anyone. When he did the flowey fight he was disturbed and was scard for life. He had no problem doing genocide but everytime he killed an animal based character (especially dogs) his son connor would give him murder eyes for everyone he killed. When he finshed genocide connor forced him to do pacifist just to make it up... and he did... eventually after some father and son punching talking.
Bayke: Bayke did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide cause he did like the idea of killing innocent monsters. He got a little teary eyed when he finshed neutral run see how the monsters he met in the underground were still doing good and miss the human child that they had befriended and he felt bad for the six human children that saved his life. When he was playing undertale for the first time he let his hawk Senu watch him play on his sholder. His favorite character is sans and monster kid. He liked sans for the funny puns he made and monster kid cause he was such a sweet kid and admired his determination to help defend the human child frisk.
Clay: clay did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide run, it reminded him to much of the suffering that he has seen and experienced as a test subject. He played undertale from inside of Shaun's computer. His favorite character is W.D. Gaster because just like gaster he was stuck alone in a void like environment left to watch as the world moves on with out him...
GASTER: 🖐 ♐♏♏● 🔼□🔷️🔳 🔲♋♓◼
Bonus
In the assassin house hold
Altair, Ezio, connor, and Desmond were sitting on the couch watching TV while shaun sat at the dinning room table working on his computer while rebecca sat across from him listening to music. Evie had just came walking into the living room and sat on the ground in front of the couch.
Evie: what are you guys up to?
Desmond: watching tiger king on Netflix.
Connor: I hate this show. This guy and his crew are just hurting innocent animals for fun with no reason behind this act what so ever.
Ezio: ya Leonard would not approve of this show at all.
Altair: ... where's your brother at?
Evie: oh he's playing that game Desmond showed us.
Altair: which one?
Evie: undertale I believe.
Desmond: still trying to beat genocide run ay?
Evie: *sigh* ya, still trying to beat that skeleton in the genocide run.
Altair: that fight was to easy, it took me an hour and a half to beat it.
Ezio: it's been almost a month and a half, he's never gonna beat it.
Connor: didn't you also struggle with the sans fight too? And didn't you ask Altair and Desmond had to help you beat it.
Ezio: ... shut up connor- and hey! Eventually I did beat sans on my own thank you every much!
A sudden shout could be heard from up stairs. Everyone had paused what they were doing as a sudden sound of loud running foots steps came rushing down the stairs.
Jacob came ran down to the living room with a black laptop that had the assassin's creed syndicate symbol on it.
The next thing they knew Jacob slammed the laptop onto the coffee table next to the couch. Surprisingly it didn't break on impact. And at the top of his lungs he shouted so loud that the entire house heard him shout.
Jacob: GREAT! GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SH*T!!!
Jacob then threw one of his throwing knives at the living room window, shattering it to pieces and with no hesitation he yeeted himself out the window.
Jacob: NEEEEAY!!!
Jacob landed face first onto the grass of their front lawn. Everyone on the couch including evie had stood up the minute he jumped out the window. Rebecca slowly removed her earbuds out from her ear and Shaun slowly closing his laptop. everyone's jaws dropped in that moment.
Soon everyone in the house had heard the commotion going on from their rooms and came rushing down stairs to investigate, upon seeing what Jacob had done their jaws had dropped as well.
Shaun: ... *deep in hale* ... JACOB WHAT THE FU-
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Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...
Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...
Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.
Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.
Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.
Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!
Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!
Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.
Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.
Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.
Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!
Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*
Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.
Duccio walks in.
Duccio: what's going on here?
Altair: no.
Duccio: what?
Altair: OUT!
Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!
Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.
Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*
Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.
Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.
Claudia: not like you care.
Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.
Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.
Edward: ...what?
Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.
Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.
Claudia: >=( ...
Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|
Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.
Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!
Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*
And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.
Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!
It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)
I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.
In the assassin's creed household Altair, Ezio and Connor were sitting at the dining room table talking to one another, while close by in the living Jacob, Evie and Edward were watching T.V. Rebecca and Shaun both then walked into the house with groceries.
Rebecca: Hey, we're back from the store.
Ezio: saluti.
Altair: salam.
Connor: hey.
Evie: Welcome back.
Shaun: well the house isn't on fire so I'm assuming nothing of particular interest has happened yet.
Jacob: Oh! Shaun, Rebecca! Did you guys get anymore-
Rebecca: *puts the groceries down the kitchen counter* yes, it's in the grocery bag that I just put down.
Jacob: yes! *hops off the couch from the back and runs over to the kitchen and shuffles through the back*
Altair: what are you even looking for?
Jacob: *pulls out a bag of talkies* these babies!
Ezio: chips?
Edward: not just any chips lad. There spicey chips!
Jacob: Talkies!
Connor: talkies...
Shaun: you do know that the spice and flavoring is all artificial right? And those chips are more unhealthier to eat than a fast food meal, right?
Jacob: you know it's things like that, that get you uninvited to hang out with a large number of us right? *opens the bag of talkies and eats one*
Evie: Shaun makes a good point though Jacob.
Jacob: *shrugs and just continues to eat them*
Connor: can we try one, Jacob?
Jacob: Sure. *pulls out another bag and yeets it over to Connor*
Connor: *opens the bag and pulls one out* ... they look ok to me. *eats it*
Connor is caught a little off guard by how unnaturally hot it was but seemed to be fine with it.
Connor: Wow, that is a little hot.
Ezio: that's what she-
Altair: Don't. Don't even start with that Ezio. Not again for the 1,000 time this week alone.
Ezio: ... *shrugs* may I try one too?
Connor: go on ahead.
Ezio pulls out a talki and eats it was well, expecting it ahead of time, the spice however still got him a bit more than Connor.
Ezio: *coughs a bit* wow that is hot- *coughs* ... but tasty regardless.
Jacob: right! It hurts your mouth and stomach like hell, but it's addicting as such. *eats another one*
Ezio: Si. *looks over at Altair hands hand him the bag* you want to try one mentor?
Altair: ... *sighs* fine. *pulls out a chip and puts it in his mouth*
Altair had a bit of a similar reaction like Connor but seemed like he handled it a bit better.
Jacob: so what do you think?
Altair: hm... well, you're right about it being a bit addicting. Hm... definitely has a good spice kick for some artificially made. *pulls out a napkin*
Edward: Heh, looks like Altair is more fun then Shaun.
Rebecca: *wheezes*
Shaun: wow, what a compliment.
Edward: well it was more to Altair then to you, but ok.
Altair: *puts the napkin to his mouth and spits out the chip* However I will say that the chip isn't all that good. I don't like the chip part.
Jacob: what!? *rushes over to the dinning room table* I mean ya the powder is the best part, but the whole chip is what puts it all together! I mean... why spit out the chip with out the powder!?
Altair: *shrugs* I don't know, just taste off to me. *pulls out another talki, puts it in his mouth and spits in the napkin again*
Shaun: oh God he does it too.
Rebecca: *catches her breath* well I mean, it makes sence since their both related.
Connor: pardon?
Ezio: what do you mean?
Shaun and Rebecca both look at each other for a moment before looking back at the group.
Shaun: ... you ever seen Desmond eat a talki before in person?
Desmond: *comes down stairs* Hey guys- ah sweet you bought more talkies! *walks over to the table* Mind if I have one?
Altair: go ahead.
Desmond: Cool. *pulls out a talki and does the same thing Altair did* I like the powder, but I don't like the chip.
Jacob: WHY!?!?
Evie: *griminces a little*
Edward: Wow
Connor: ... I see what you mean now.
Ezio: ... what...
Desmond: what?
Shaun: you are disgusting.
Desmond: what!? That's just how I eat them, the chip is disgusting!
Altair: see he gets it. *pulls out another talki and does the same as before*
Desmond: ya, you see, Altair does it too, so why can't I?
Jacob: You both are RUINING TALKIS FOR ME!!!
Altair: *dead pan face* ... *slowly pulls out a talki puts it in his mouth then shortly spitting it out in a napkin* ... I don't care.
Jacob: >=(
Rebecca: Shau, Jacob just let them have their bond, plus you know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... quite literally in this situation.
Shaun: true, besides, not like you can even tell the difference anyway.
Altair: ... what?
Desmond: what are you saying? That we're identical?
Evie: well... I mean... don't get me, wrong Mentor, Desmond, buy Yes. You both have some rather different hobbies and opinions... but as the days and months go by, you both are starting to share rather similar habits and thought processes.
Altair: we are not that alike.
Connor: she's not wrong.
Desmond: maybe in looks but, nah man there's no way.
Edward: I don't know. I mean, at this rate Desmond you might end up being no fun like Altair. *laughs*
Jacob: *W H E E Z E S*
Desmond: *dead pan* do you both want free drinks at the bar every time you come into my work place?
Edward and Jacob: *sighs* yes...
Desmond: that's what I thought.
Altair: Heh.
Both Desmond and Altair do a fist bump.
Ezio: ...
Desmond: all we do is just hang out sometimes, nothing much.
Altair: *nods in agreement*
Both Desmond and Altair grab another Talki and put it in their mouths and then spitting it out in a napkin. With Altair put the napkin to his mouth while Desmond wasn't as discreet as Altair was about it.
Shaun: can you two not, pls. It's disgusting.
Altair and Desmond: shut up Shaun, you don't hear any of us complaining about your constant bathroom trips from the amount of tea you drink.
Everyone: O_o . . .
Desmond: . . .
Altair: . . .
Ezio: ...
Everyone in the room was silent as both Altair and Desmond looked at each other surprised.
Desmond: . . . that was werid.
Altair: agreed.
Rebecca: Huh? The Apple really doesn't fall that far from the tree...
Evie: I don't think it fell at all...
Jacob: SEE! You two are the same!
Altair: It was just a one-time random coincidence. It means nothing.
Desmond: ya that doesn't mean anything.
Rebecca: Mhm sure~ it doesn't mean anything. *snikers*
Jacob and Edward: *snickering and wheezing*
Altair: oh, Ha ha, very funny.
Desmond: ok, name one thing that me and Altair have in common besides our looks.
Shaun: easy, so easy I can make an entire shopping list and/or thesis about it, but I'll stick with three. One, you both do that *points to Altair*
Altair: *spits out the talki in a napkin* ...
Shaun: two, you both take Uno way too bloody serious.
Desmond: Shaun Uno makes everyone angry, that one doesn't count.
Shaun: ok, how about the fact you both are extremely sarcastic.
Rebecca: you both like rock music.
Shaun: and both have the ridiculous audacity of blasting it at full max volume when given the chance!
Jacob: and I keep getting blamed for it! Thanks for that by the way! Altair!
Altair: no regrets here.
Evie: you both also like to play that one racing game on the Xbox thingy.
Desmond: seriously how are you so good at it Altair.
Altair: real-world experience.
Shaun: so driving at top speed, jumping over bridges, and driving like a maniac mixed with Vin Diesel.
Altair: it's all about family Shaun.
Desmond: Hell ya.
Rebecca: also how the hell do you not get a single scratch on any vehicle while doing any of that?
Altair: *shrugs*
Shaun: ok well back on topic you both are still alike.
Desmond and Altair: Shut the f@#$ (allaena) up Shaun... Damn it!
Rebecca: ... *wheezes* HA HAAA!!!
Shaun: oh my god...
Evie: *chuckles*
Jacob and Edward: *dying on the floor laughing*
Connor: *chuckles* so you two still aren't convinced?
Ezio: . . .
Desmond and Altair: it's not funny! ... Sh*t (alqarf)!
Rebecca: Oh come on you two I think it's kind of cute, it just shows, that you two have a strong bonding together.
Ezio: . . .
Desmond and Altair: *annoyed low growl*
Jacob and Edward: ... *laughing more on the floor*
Shaun: *wheezing*
Rebecca: *giggling*
Connor: *chuckles* ... huh?
Ezio: ...
Connor: Ezio?
Ezio: ...
Connor: ... huh? Ezio?
Ezio: . . .
Connor: Hello? Ezio?
Ezio: . . .
Connor: ... *sighs* EZIO!
Ezio: Hm!? What!? ...
Connor: Uhm... you ok? You've been staring at Altair and Desmond for an uncomfortably long time... you ok?
Ezio: Si... I'm... I'm fine...
Connor: ...are you sure?
Ezio: *looks back at Desmond and Altair* ...
As the group chuckles and laughs they two soon begin to talk with one another, seeming to chuckle amongst themselves while everyone else around them were starting to settle down. The two seemed to enjoy each other's company.
Ezio: . . . Si. . . I'm fine. . .
OOOOOOOOOO-
Looks like Ezio's feeling a little left out.
Yes
It has been sometime cause Tumblr wasn't letting me finsh some of the stuff I had untill the update came in, so everything should be working now. Unfortunately school is back up again, hopefully I'll still have time to work on stuff sorry for the wait everyone. Hope you enjoyed this headcanon and stay safe 😎👋🌙
Just finished this drawing before bed
It's time for me to hop on this Hazbin Hotel Alstor drawing action!
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GET F@#$ING DUNKED ON MOFF GIDEN!!!!
Finaly I have my Altair boi!
I literally had stayed up till 2 in the morning just to get him.... totally worth it! I REGRET NOTHING!