I Shall Poke You With A Knife Until It Tickles!

Fly high ✈️

Decided to post one of my old drawing that I made a long time ago. I think some of you might have seen my character Flex Tech before.

hope you guys like this no line art 👍.

All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.

035: *locked in a glass case* . . .

079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .

106: *is secured down* ...

076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...

682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...

096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*

049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*

035: ... Hey Doc?

049: hm?

035: is this our vacation?

049: ... ya.

035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?

049: what?

035: are we trash?

049: hm... kind of.

035: ooh... *is now sad too*

Everyone: . . .

079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.

Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!

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The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 2

The next day had come, Malik stretched his arm out and yawned, slowly opening his eyes he took a look at his clock and saw it was 6;31 in the morning. Malik got up and got dressed in his regular clothes and ready for the day. Before making his way out of his room he grabbed the drive off of his night stand and put in his pocket.

He started walking downstairs and was greeted with Achilles, Leonardo, Evie, Bayek, Aya, kassandra, Maria, Henry and Arno already awake and eating breakfast at the table and just as Shuan said, Altair, Ezio, Connor, Desmond, Rebecca and Shaun were no where to be found.

Malik: I see that Jacob, Edward, and Alexios are once again sleeping in till 10 again, not surprising.

Evie: *sigh* that's my brother.

Henry: sounds like Jacob. *Pat's evie on the back*

Leonardo: Claudia should be up by 8 soon. Oh! and Malik, before I forget Shaun says William will be here to pick up the drive in a week from now.

Malik: good, so that just leaves us plenty of time to relax.

Maria: you still have the drive with you Malik?

Malik: *pulls drive out of his pocket and held it up for the group* yep.

Achilles: good, don't loose it, or else Shaun's gonna loose it.

Malik: trust me Achilles, I won't loose it. Unlike Jacob, I take care my things.

Leonardo: well just to be safe I recommend putting in this. *pulls out a small plastic baggie*

Malik: plastic?

Leonardo: it's a zip-lock bag, I hear people use them to keep food items in them, but they also can be used to keep electronics from potentially get wet.

Malik: I doubt I will be anywhere near water today, but I guess better safe then sorry.

Leonardo handed Malik the zip-lock bag and Malik placed the drive in the plastic bag then sealed it up.

Malik: there that should keep it from possible water damage.

A couple of hours had gone by, it was 12:45 now and everyone had been doing there own thing, Jacob was playing video games on the living room T.V with Alexios and Arno on the floor. Edward was talk to Achilles at the table about how ships have changed so much over the years, Maria sat on the couch petting little Nasir behind the ears, Aya, bayek, Evie and Henry were talking about the creed, Leonardo was paint a portrait of Senu, as he sat on Bayek's shoulder and Malik was read on the couch.

Jacob: I'm gonna beat you Arno!

Arno: you said that last round and I completely decimated the two of you!

Alexios: no way! I'm going to win this time!

The three assassin continuously smashed the button on there controller as it was get to final bit.

Jacob: YES! NO! YES! NO WAIT! STOOOOP!!!!

Arno and Alexios: SHUT UP JACOB!

Jacob: >=[ ... 💡! BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT OVER THERE!!!

Alexios: *turns to his head to his left* WHERE?!?!

Arno: you idiot! He trying to distract-

Jacob: *throws a near by book at Arno then one of his sweaty socks at Alexios* HAHA!

Arno: *gets hit in the face* Ouch! Jacob you enfoiré, (you bastard)!!!

Alexios: GROSS IS THIS ONE OF YOUR SOCKS!!!

Jacob: Fresh off the foot too!

Alexios: *grimaces* 🤢 hUu GROSS JACOB!!!

Jacob: Haha!!!

Game: player 1 wins!!!

Jacob: WOOW! SUCK IT YOU TWO I WIN!

Arno: JACOB YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!

Alexios: YOU DIDN'T WIN SH*T!!!

Jacob: HAHA!! THE GAME SAYS OTHER WISE WOOOOW!!! *stands up quickly in victory and accidentally threw his controller behind him*

Malik: *gets hit in the face with the controller* OUCH! JACOB!

Jacob: uh oh... sorry Malik...

Malik: *does a hard sigh, gets up and closing his book*

Maria: where are you going?

Malik: out. *walks up stairs*

Jacob: out? where?

Malik: anywhere but here.

Leonardo: oh Malik!

Malik: what?

Leonardo: if you are planning on going out, mind if I tag along? I'm not aloud to leave the house unless I'm accompanied by one of you.

Malik: I don't care if you do or don't, as long as you aren't Jacob then I'm fine with it.

Jacob: HEY!

Evie: he has a point Jacob.

Malik and Leonardo head up stairs to change into their modern wear. Malik wore a white t-shirt, a black jacket that had the left sleeve pinned up, dark grey pants and black shoes. Leonardo wore a cactus green thin sweater shirt, a thin light brown coat, blue jeans, brown shoes, a thin red silk scarf and his red beret. Malik grabbed his black leather wallet and his phone that Shaun, Rebecca, and Desmond had given him and the others, placing them in his back pocket along with the drive.

Leonardo grabbed his satchel and placed his sketch book and drawing things into the bag as well as his wallet and phone. The two head-out the front door and began walking the down town streets of New York. There was silence between the two for a bit before Leonardo broke the silence.

Leonardo: wow, New York. You know I hardly ever get to see this place.

Malik: remind me again why you can't leave the house exactly?

Leonardo: well since I play an important key role in history, I'm not aloud to leave the house with out one of the assassins to accompany me out in the streets for my safety.

Malik: ya (oh)... right... well it must be nice finally getting out right?

Leonardo: Si, it is quite nice out today. *smiles*

Malik: ... *sigh*

Leonardo: what?

Malik: it's nothing.

Leonardo: that heavy sigh didn't sound like nothing.

Malik: it's just... how are you so incredibly positive all the time?! Always smiling everywhere you go, always seeing the light side of things?!

Leonardo: ... is this about Jacob throwing the-

Malik: NO! NO ITS NOT! It’s just, why are you so... happy, all the time.

Leonardo: Oh well, I just always keep a positive mindset.

Malik: Tch! You do know that this world isn't always sunshine and rainbows you know.

Leonardo: I am aware, I've seen it and I've experienced it on multiple occasions, but I just always think positively on things. There is always a light somewhere at the end of the dark tunnel right?

Malik: oh please this world just loves to screw with us, if anything its annoying and irritating.

Leonardo: hm... *imitates Malik's sigh*

Malik: what?

Leonardo: nothing.

Malik: ok what do you want alhimar aldhaki (smart @$$)?

Leonardo: well I just don't understand how you can see the world in such darkness. I can understand if its because of *looks at Malik's missing arm* ... personal reasons... but you seem to have forgave and forgot-

Malik: I didn't forget... I only forgave...

Leonardo: hm... I think I see your problem Malik, you forgive, but you hurt cause you don't forget. You need to learn to let go.

Malik: ... I try... its... harder then what it seems...

Leonardo: it can be tough, but there's always hope. There will always be that spark of light in life, you know. PMA!

Malik: P.M.A?

Leonardo: Positive Mental Attitude!

Malik: ... where did you learn this from?

Leonardo: from an Irish man on the internet. Desmond introduced me to his channel he does gaming videos. For someone who yells a lot in his videos, he seems to be quite an expert on positive mental health.

Malik: which tuber did you say he was?

Leonardo: the one with the green eye named Sam.

Malik: oh that one.

The two chatted for a bit till they reached a cafe. The everyone in the assassin's household were quite fumiler with this cafe and would frequently visited it cause of how close it was and the food they had there was amazing.

Leonardo: shall we stop here for some food?

Malik: sure why not.

They entered the small cafe and saw a guy in a zipped up brow puffy coat with all kinds of pins pinned around the front of it, he wore saggy jeans and had shaggy brown, shoulder length hair, as well as have brown eyes and a goatee similar to Malik's but a length longer, behind the counter.

Cafe guy: well if it isn't my two amigos! Leo, Malik, how you two dudes been?

Leonardo: saluti (greetings) Michael!

Malik: marhabaan (hello) Mike.

Michael: so what can I get for you dudes today.

Malik: Hm... I'll have latte, no soy, and half a foot sub.

Michael: alright the usual latte, no soy and a sub got ya. Alright and what about you Leo? The usual vegetarian salad?

Leonardo: yes please, and can I have cappuccino as well please.

Michael: alright then, you got Leo.

So after sometime of wait the two received their food and drinks they took a seat inside and began eating and talking, unaware of two people watching them from a far.

End of episode 2

Tune in till next time to see who these to mysterious people are ✌

Sorry if this was a little short 😓

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Remember to keep a positive mental attitude

Memento mori

(Remember death)

Unus Annus

(One year)

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This is our finale goodbye...

(I might draw a better one later)

goodbye Unus Annus you gave us the best year that you could ever give us

#we were here

Not sure if you're still doing it, but how exactly are the SCPs placed in the Murder Drones? Is it a copy of their consciousness placed in the drones and their original forms are still awake and functional? Or is it that they no longer have their original bodies and the murder drones are their new ones? If that's the case how did they react?

It's been some time, but from the old notes that I had written down about this SCP Murder Drones AU. The SCPs that were selected whether by willingness or involuntarily were placed into special chambers, something similar to the ones in Avatar (The movie not Last Air Bender) where their minds were transferred into the bodies of the Disassembly Drones. All while their physical bodies were in a comatose state in these tubes, keeping their physical bodies alive. After their consciences were downloaded into their new bodies, the researchers began phase 2 where they were testing, training, and trying to replicate their abilities into their Drone form. While 049's was the most difficult, the best the foundation could do was give 049 a death touch that only works on inorganic life. While you could say they could have been possible to modify it to be lethal to organics too. They didn't want 049 "curing" scientists and other humans. Which editing later on-

Spoilers For MD

Cyn would take hold of the SCP drones and give them their proper respective powers. She favors 682 and 076 greatly and has made sure to make more bodies for them, though 682 never needed to use his extra bodies. 076 (able) however is starting to run out, but Cyn is willing to sacrifice a few of the less... insufficient Disassembly Drones. 076 is the one that has the most high body damage than any other Disassembly Drone. If it wasn't for the fact that Able is good at his job Cyn wouldn't have the patients for him.

Sorry, I'm getting off track- but pretty much their physical bodies are in a comatose somewhere and their current minds are stuck in a sort of loop in the event that their current Drone bodies are too damaged. I'll admit I had to change a few things after the Murder Drone series ended. But I'm happy with the changes.

I shall eat a fish and drown it in my lungs with oxygen.

What?

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I just got the joke just when I was typing all this out XD

(Click image to see better cause tumblr be like that)

MORE CURSED STUFF!!!

Im so excited for what you have for day 4 of "DONT TELL DOC"

*jumps out the grave and speed runs back to the Studio* OK! it's been quite some time- BUT IM BACK NOW... kind of- LET ME EXPLAIN!

Got my first job ever! School is back in session but it's gonna be my last year of school so- YAAAAAAY!

As for day 4 of "DON'T TELL DOC" I have it ready to post I just need to debate on a few things before I post it up and we're all good my gamers and artists alike!

Hope this clears up a few things and I'll see you guys back in the studio!

Stay safe and healthy guys! 👋🌙

Welcome to the void

Welcome to the void.

(reblog appreciated, thank you!)

The mandalorian chapter 16

The rescue

SPOILER WARNING

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I'M NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING SO IS POOR DIN!!!!

I AM NOT OVER REACTING!!!!!

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Ok so what if I am... Man there is just a lot to unpack from that episode... can we also talk about how

THE FREAKING LEGEND

HAS RETURNED TO STAR WARS FOR ONE LAST TIME HOLY SHI-

Man I have a lot of issues to sort out right now... welp I guess that's the end of that... what? ... wait there's gonna be a third season next year? ... reless date is some time in December of 2021? ......

... then we shall wait then