Three Things I’m Not…

ok y’all it finally happened i was in science class and misread “milky way” as “mikey way”

fine.

I don’t have writers block i have *casually avoiding thinking about my WIPs until i haven’t written anything for three months and added two whole notebooks of random nonsense to my collection*

illi mcmillin i love you dearly and have to diagnose you with transgenderism (i say as a trans man)

I LOVE ILLI AUGHSHSHS

me, shaking my main character oc: “THE PLOT! JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING PLOT!!”

my main character, covered in blood, grinning maniacally and saying nothing just like i created them to do

<3

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

here you go 😈

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvazBqAlx58

10/10 would write a slowmo fight scene to

GOOD OMENS AKHDKGKHJFDKJHGHFD Crowley core or aziraphale core? [im crowley pls pls think im cool and suave and totally-not-awkward]

hmmm i think i’m a mix of both like aziraphale’s cozy boookshop but def crowley’s taste in music and general but-i-simply-do-not-vibe-with-the-law-officer core

u seem very crowley-esque and cool dw 👍 /gen

YES i was listening to hangover when i thought of this!

we are more than half a decade from the start of covid

me: wow i made so much progress on my WIP today!

them: cool! how many words did you write?

me:

me:

me: well…