Me, Shaking My Main Character Oc: “THE PLOT! JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING PLOT!!”

“what where you doing?!” they ask as i emerge from my cave, covered in shredded paper, wood glue, several bags of glitter, and a life-sized version of the Mona Lisa doodled on my chest

me: “arts and crafts”

Not me opening Tumblr looking for notifications when i haven’t posted or interacted with anyone on here for three weeks

the stages of tumblr notes

0 - i am alone in the universe :(

1-5 - friends for life!!

5-10 - mom i’m famous

10-30 - i am god

30-50 - okay that’s enough

50-100 - you can stop now

100+ - jfc y’all leave me alone

(and the rare 1000+) - i will end this life known and loved by my people, however much their devotion brings me pain

one of those house renovation shows but instead the house is haunted by an extremely passive aggressive ghost who causes minor inconveniences to the realtors every step of the way

YES i was listening to hangover when i thought of this!

we are more than half a decade from the start of covid

GOOD OMENS AKHDKGKHJFDKJHGHFD Crowley core or aziraphale core? [im crowley pls pls think im cool and suave and totally-not-awkward]

hmmm i think i’m a mix of both like aziraphale’s cozy boookshop but def crowley’s taste in music and general but-i-simply-do-not-vibe-with-the-law-officer core

u seem very crowley-esque and cool dw 👍 /gen

random art dump cause i’m bored af

i used a lot of other peoples art as references cause im still learning so sorry if i used yours and u didn’t want me to :)

Physically you can hurt only your characters. Emotionally you can hurt both your characters and your readers

just listened to the get up kids - four minute mile album and omfg i sounds so much like bullets by mcr

self-insert fics are gaslighting. wdym he moved to hit me and i flinched away?? bitch i fought back against tbat motherfucker