There IS A Correct Answer Here

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

A small Tma avatar lineup :)

He got em before it was even a thing

@aspirationatwork

let me give it a shot:

[Image Description]

[3 Panel Comic]

[In the first panel, John is looking to the left behind Arthur, his, or whatever you would consider, a neck careening in that direction. He's wearing a bright yellow cloak and half of a white mask, nothing but complete darkness is beneath them. Arthur in front of him is also facing in his general direction.]

John: JESUS CHRIST Arthur, it looks like UPDOG in here Arthur: What? What's updog?

[the second panel is just John's face, his mask angled downwards to give the impression he Is staring at Arthur. Arthur speaks to him out of frame.]

Arthur: ...John? John, what's updog? [underlined as though he is now commanding and not asking.] John.

[The final panel is still Johns's face but now he is looking at the audience like he's in The Office (the tv show)]

Arthur (still out of frame): .....John?

I hope this helped! This is my first one actually so I hope I did this correctly.

John:D

John Doe headcanons

• the first time he feels an eyelash get into Arthur’s eyes, he PANICS and Arthur finds it very amusing

• Arthur can frequently be seen with only one sleeve rolled up because John doesn’t like the feeling of fabric on his arm

• the king in yellow doesn’t have a gender because eldritch beings are beyond that, but John feels a strong connection to being a man/masculinity because of his connection to Arthur’s mind

• John would like to go to the library and just read poetry books to Arthur

• sometimes when Arthur is too tired to cook for himself, John forces him to get up and uses HIS hand to cook for Arthur. It usually doesn’t go well, but he’s well intentioned and Arthur’s got low standards

• sometimes Arthur holds Johns hand, just to acknowledge he’s listening to him, and John always gets distracted by it. He will never admit that he actually really enjoys the subtle affection

• Arthur tries to teach John piano. There’s a lot of fighting because it is hard to instruct someone how to play when you can’t see

• when they finally go and see a film, John talks about it like an excited child for HOURS afterwards

PLEASE tell me your headcanons for him or Arthur LMAO I’ve got such bad brain rot

it's really funny how the NYPD perp walked Luigi Mangione as an obvious power play so they could pretend they're badasses but instead they just look like they're leading Jesus to the cross

HE IS JUST SO SPECIAL TO ME!!!!