Demeter: So, On To Plan B?

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Percy: Have you ever had one of those days when you're holding a stick

Percy: And e v e r y o n e looks like a freaking piñata

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

Hecate: So your friends' names are Anna and groverbeth, right?

Anna: ........

Groverbeth: ........

Percy: Yup, close enough

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

Reyna: You're mom seems cool

Percy: She killed her abusive husband with Medusa's head and sold the statue for a lot of money

Reyna: ..........

Reyna: You're mom is the only goddess I'll ever swear loyalty to

EXACTLY I don't know why everyone says that

im so tired of "percy gives will a shovel talk" "percy hates will" i personally think percy loves will and is so ecstatic that he makes nico happy. put that in your pipe and smoke it

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

I'm very sorry. This is factually inaccurate. As said by @annabeth-w1se-g1rl, she actually carries 4 knives

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes