Percy: Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When You're Holding A Stick

Percy: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Annabeth you'll kill me?

Thalia: No, if you hurt Annabeth she's perfectly capable of killing you herself

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

You should read it

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy

Leo in a horror movie

Killer: I can see you

Leo: .....

Killer: .......

Leo: .......

Killer: ..........

Leo: Do I look hot?

Elide: Since I'm a professional now, I'm working on my signature

Lorcan: Here's something to practice on

Elide: .......

Elide: Lorcan this is a marriage certificate

Lorcan: .......

Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed

Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing

Monsters reaction to Percy over the years

12 year old Percy : fuck you

16 year old Percy : fuck, it's you

The squad plays uno

Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING

Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*

Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it

Lihn: Guys stop arguing!

Biana: *rips her cards up*

Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)

Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)