Latest Posts by mysteriouspersonrambles - Page 5

Babe wake up a new shipping templet just dropped.

Ok so like what if I was going to therapy and you where the receptionist I saw everyday at the office 👀👀👀

Today I say farewell to my beloved friend the audio tour guide of The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This podcast was incredible to listen to and I will my odd little friend. I hope it is doing well commiting crimes with Amina, and telling humanities' stories. speak on you funky AI

You know, out of everything a Dominatrix Hunt Grandma was distinctively NOT on my Magnus Protocol bingo card. Well played Alex well played

Everyone shut the fuck up my good friend Jonathan Harker just emailed me. I'm so happy to hear from him again, I hope this trip doesn't forever alter the course of his life, and that he gets to go home and give Mina those paprika recipes. :)

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

I am foaming at the mouth over the new Magnus Protocol episode

But um what was up with those little audio glitches during Sam and Alice's conversation like... what... I mean its not like audio glitches and static sounds are associated with the supernatural or anything

Currently eating drywall after the new Magnus Protocol episode

Gerry??!! Gertrude??!! GEORGIE?!!! What the FUCK is happening right now

Gearing up for the Magnus Protocol tomorrow!

Can't wait more of my favorite sounds of unimaginable horror :)

Gotta love the 21st night of September and being out of touch on a Thursday

Thinking today about the joy of connection. And finding ways to connect with other humans in small ways. Like when you have some kind of snack you bought at some store and then all of a sudden a person you somewhat know comes up and remarks on the snack. Which leads the two of you to just talk about other foods and preferences and suddenly you find yourself way close to someone you only kind of know. Or how when passing by a field with cows everyone in the car looks out says moo. These little spark of joy that come from these experiences of being human. That is the hope I hold onto when I am sad and alone, that there and millions of people out there and we all are so alike in so many ways. That connection always brings me a little zap of happiness.

still says zero notes I guess the time loop was too strong for tumblr. 

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Its STABBY DAY!!!

Oh boy stabby day is approaching 

You can only reblog this today.

Going into reading The Picture of Dorian Gray I was expecting for Dorian to be this somewhat egotistical self-absorbed jerk simply based on what I absorbed via pop culture osmosis.

And then we get to chapter 2 and he’s just some pretty rich boy who seems like a decent person.

Up until Henry talks to him, I can’t help but feel like its all downhill from this point.

I think Sans winning and losing the Tumblr sexyman contest is funny, but what would be even more hilarious is Sans rising from the dead at the last minute to win.

Man I love marine biology.

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

 I tried to scroll past this but it there where so many memes I had to go back and see the beginning.

memeception

Only day you can rb this

I am so pumped for the season finale! But also scared at the same time 

Ok I’ve had this account for long enough I guess it’s time to figure out how to use it.