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gravity falls and ace attorney crossover cuz i think they woulr both be unstoppable together.......

Live listening to the new Malevolent episode so long post:

Dude fucking medieval Britain being Kayne’s bind spot is so funny - like what a loser

Alexander!!!! My Boy I love you so much

This peace is not going to last

Oh a weaved basket let me guess the village is going to be totally destroyed and that’s what causes the foul taste in the river or the bad river taste came from the witches nest dumping into the river supple

You walk a path with devils- bestie you guys run had fist into the devils on a regular basis don’t act like all those run-ins aren’t your fault

Nooo Yorick - get bagged idiot I suppose

Arthur continues to be the most conspicuous guy of all time. Congrats buddy nobody does it worse than you

Do you still have your lighter remember the magic lighter

Arthur you trespass on the Daily you where a fucking PI dude

Oh never mind Arthur got his spooky sense and being touched by ghosts apparently he truly is beloved

Arthur was a Boy Scout oh man I forgot about that. What a mental image

Oh yeah Arthur’s super dead parents

Oh man friendship let’s go. Wait Arthur what happened with your friend did die or something. Oh who am I kidding it’s malevolent of course he’s dead

Ohh what else is in the pen. Is it bones I hope it’s bones.

Aw boo it’s just a weird figure dudes you guys encounter those things all the time

Bewildered Englishman I love that

Yeah dude he’s different it’s the trauma. Remember he had to eat a man

But your Kayne’s favorite boytoy that should mean something

Dude I hope they run into their other self’s that would be so fucking funny please 🙏 or like a Catbox situation (does anybody get that reference)

Yeah dude fuck the narrative

You might fail but also like you’re the MC’s so plot armor

Huh difficult to see anything else but the fire- this better not be foreshadowing

The Guy is back hell yeah ohhh what a voice

Arthur does not know how the deal with the fay

Arthur this village is fucking dead there is nobody here

Yeah guys this guy has been through some shit

I think he’s warning you dude you know there are monsters about

Yeah dude the Fay the one you don’t know how to handle

I like this guy he speaks in riddles

I this guy talking about the prince or another Arthur or just regular Arthur

Welcoming is a dangerous thing Arthur

Dude not his biggest trauma

This man is not up to date with modern law procedures man

Ohhh spooky ghost man is a story teller

Dude the foul taste in the water

Self hate for the win 🏆

He is the boy’s vengeance

Oh shit was I right or half right but I knew this guy was ghost guy. I think that’s actually so cool

The witches child?? Or Faroe

Arthur these noises are not the ones I would want to hear when talking about children. Like I know you’re morning but the noises man

Good choice Arthur I would want the truth too but it could be something you know but still

That’s so cool that the ghost kids are so powerful good for you ghost kids

Scratch!!!! Or the goat lady the one who was mentioned in the 1st season I can’t spell her name but I was talking about her the other day

Or maybe just another spooky ghost lady either way in hyped

Fuck indeed you just murder one of her kids and she got a good look at you and who you’re traveling with

You can’t destroy the darkness idiot

Oh fuck is Alexander evil please I will cry if he is

You don’t get a weapon you chose a truth

Yeah man you can’t escape the darkness idiot

Is she why Kayne can’t be here. Is Kayne scared of her please that would be so funny

“He is not what he seems” I can’t tell if this is about Yorick or Alexander the owl it could be both but I love them so much.

Also where was Yorick this episode I missed him he’s not evil just kinda dumb and a plotter and he wants a hand of glory but he’s just a little guy

Arthur are you going to sleep on the ground the forest is going to eat you

William aw what happened to him how did he die horribly

I’m sad this episode was a feeler though I’m glad Arthur got a little peace of mind when it came to Faroe. I can’t wait to see the absolute shit show that must be next episode this one was much too fluffy something terrible must be coming.

Happy wedding day to the couple of all time

Illy Harkers may your marriage be less eventful this time around

NOT SO HOT TAKE: Every Gravity Falls child turns into a The Magnus Archives adult.

Trevor Herbert!!!!!!! What the Fuck are you doing here. I’m glad to see you again buddy I missed you!

Using a kind boy for your own personal gain who’s devoted to you. This guy is 100% Magnus

Dude a pre anglefish that’s a cab that’s so fucking cool

Augustus reading an older statement about a weird guy doing weird stuff. Real subtle here guys

ARCHIVIST!!!!! How are you my beloved

Also no distinct code for archivist hmm👀

Dude Chester sounded so robotic this episode

Like last episode I was kinda freaked out about how human Norris sounded but this episode all that humanity was gone. Looks like Colin did more damage than he thought.

Subtraction Soup!

I was not expecting you to make a cameo in today’s episode

Idk if it’s the fact that I’m exhausted but Norris’ voice at the start just sounded so off to me. Like it was so human and idk why but that actually started to freak me out a little bit. My brain knows something’s wrong but it can say what. Or it could be the 3 hours of sleep I got who knows

Chef Jane Prentiss was not on my bingo card but I’m not too upset

Another worm wife joins the team

theres this pipeline from being a gravity falls fan as a kid to being a malevolent/tma fan as you grow older and im not even surprised by it. you guys had to enjoy nerdy weird shit when you were kids to enjoy whatever the fuck happens in these podcasts. me included. my fate was sealed when i saw bill cipher at age 10.

TMAGP 24 live reaction

I was not expecting the actual demon baby

*sigh* a heart thing and cycling incident

Why must they suffer in this way

Also a being that’s all eyes, good to see we have another archivist on our hands

While I am distressed over this episode,

One thing I am very happy about is that Harlan did not do the sound mixing for this episode

Because in my heart I know we would have been subjected to all the delightful sounds of a stomach “unzipping” so small mercies

Harlan

Harlan why the fuck would you do this to me

I am eating Drywall right now

Fuck this episode

Also Mrs Kelley??

Lena is married how did I miss that, did they mention it and I missed it???

JON and MARTIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

My reaction notes to insanity that was this episode

Just listened to the new Magnus Protocol episode um… what the fuck

What the fuck just happened.

I mean the Magnus Institute, Grand Rituals, Dirt Clones??? And then Alice straight up talking to the computer and asking who’s in there???

AND then the end WTF was that?! Gwen going into statement mode I think the creature from the Magnus Institute showed up like ????

Oh to live in a weird little town with gloomy weather and strange weird sounds in the woods and hushed whispers about strange sightings and an alarming amount of hauntings and a concerning amount of eye motifs and a library with conveniently placed section for everything that's relevant to the mystery and cloaked figures sneaking around and the occasional uncanny person and weird notes and maps and books and stuff being found around the town and oh to live in a weird little town with a mystery

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

i am NOT calling my son eustace i refuse

(do you think if we bully capcom enough we can make them change it back)

I know I'm super late to the TMAGP 20 party but I need you to know that my first instinct upon hearing that Starkwall used to be called GSR security was to shout out loud, "Gertrude Robinson?!"

Like I know it probably has nothing to do with her but I think it would be funny if Gertrude made a security company for the sole purpose of destroying the magnus institute

Sir Issac Newton, The fuck are you doing in my silly horror podcast

Ok so today's statement was seriously lonely, spiral coded, but was I the only one that was oddly remined of the You Are Here restaurant space from TMAGP 8 (Running on Empty). Like that also had Spiral, Lonely vibes, perhaps there's a connection.

Its cowboy time baby!!!

Most of TMAGP fandom: oh this is so fun, I wonder when does Georgie show up, is it Web-Coded? Sam/Celia or Celia/Alice, maybe Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Me, having too much coffee and unsupervised access to alchemy books: The agents of fear in this universe are trying to bring forth "the age of Antichrist", a concept spoken of in 14th century Franciscan Spirituals writing that urged alchemy to develop in an attempt to stop it, and they want to do that by blending all the fears together in a "perfect ratio" using the pieces of entities that got transported here from previous universe, thus bringing back the Primal Fear all The Entities came from in TMA universe. They want to access Freddie since he's based on medieval Islamic alchemical textbook called "The Book of Balances" by Jābir ibn Ḥayyān that cross references different metals in attempt to find the ratio for gold, this is also related to what Magnus Institute in this universe was doing, either looking for literal Antichrist child, possible alchemists to develop the field or looking for Messiah who was also mentioned in alchemical writings as an allegory for a Philosopher's Stone, also Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??