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This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

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What a Coincidence

Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 2,729

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Characters: Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, One Shot

Summary:

What do runaway felines and reservation mix-ups have in common?

They bring two extremely similar couples together, that’s what.

AO3

FFN

If you don’t have wings to fly, squeeze the potential of your imagination. DevinElleKurtz

Me:*sees complete fanfic by a writer I already know at 10 pm knowing full well I won’t sleep if I read it*….

Me:

To those who say that love is a “weakness”, I scoff in their faces.

Love - be it platonic, familiar, romantic or the million other forms it may take - is what gives us strength. It’s what keeps us from giving up. It’s what has us striving and struggling and clawing our way through a bad day. It makes us do crazy things. It makes us produce miracles. It gives us something to fight for. It gives us purpose. It pushes us to be better people, to be people who deserve to be loved. Love makes the impossible possible.

Love is what reminds me everyday that I have something worth living for.

So to those who say that love is a “weakness”, well, they may be alive, but they are not living.

The tropes are hungry II

Part I is here

The fantasy library, which would you check out?

Personally, I would really like to read the third Book of Dust novel.. You can buy a copy of this print right here

do yourself a favor and read “Oh God, Not Again!” by Sarah1281

it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters

basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact

(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)

harry decides upon 3 goals:

fuck up as much shit as possible

make a shitload of money

save some lives or whatever

it is

H I L A R I O U S

his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?

he has a psychic scar

(hermione is SO PISSED about this)

(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)

everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this

harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year

“snape is my sole ally”

he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great

even draco is a friend!

(kind of)

(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)

harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”

either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”

because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn

(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)

it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it

and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”

in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic

harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard

harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.

cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.

the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring

he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort

everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”

(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.

snape is so angry

it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off

here’s the link

thank me later

I've been exposed...

Me: *gives advice to everyone about everything, is the mom friend, is a level-headed, mature and responsible young adult* all that matters is your own mental and physical health, look after yourself it's important

Also me: *waking up at 3am, I've slept for 3 hours, I'm eating junk food and leftover takeout and reading fanfiction until the time comes where I can no longer hide from my one true enemy the sun*