fics where cass is older than a (slightly more chill) jason and he comes back after his identity as red hood is discovered and accepts his younger siblings. yeah that makes sense it’s bruce of course hes adopting some kids. but what do you mean hes now the third oldest instead of the second?
dick: so, youve met tim, duke, damian, steph… who else do i have to introduce you to…
jason: i sort of assumed that was all of them but okay
dick: oh! yes! cass!
dick leaves the room and returns with a girl around the same age as jason, but jason automatically assumes he’s older because he has enough older siblings (one, but dick is a lot sometimes)
dick: this is cassandra!
jason and cass sort of stare at each other, neither the first to speak up
dick: okay… well, hm, cassandra does ballet, she’s 21—
jason: what.
dick: ???
jason: she’s 21? im 20, that’s impossible
dick: did your brain come out scrambled from the pit? someone born before you is going to be older, jason
jason: no way. im the second oldest
cass: no, little brother
jason is completely shell-shocked and silent because second oldest is still in the group of “oldest” but third oldest? that’s middle child. in fact, of the legally adopted, jason is completely in the middle. he’s moved SO far down the hierarchy.
(cassandra continues calling him “little brother” only because it irks him so)
unfortunately, i am gay and my type is straight women
Most insane pipeline known to man:
Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president
i love when you can tell that an author is including their all-consuming interests in their writing because there will be a paragraph about a random bacteria species and it’ll be completely accurate and irrelevant and i love it
“what if…? killmonger rescued tony stark” is so sad cuz tony lowkey thought he just met his best bro
Between Real and Fake by nevergracie
HYDRA Peter Parker fic. Basically, Peter is sent to the same Sokovia base as Wanda and Pietro. No romantic relationships except mentioned or minor. Sibling relationship with Peter, Wanda, and Pietro. Chapter lengths average to about 2400 words a chapter. 11 chapters. Complete. Can be read as a stand-alone but is the main fic in a series im currently updating. Parental Clint Barton and parental Tony Stark. (but tony stark only at the end) Takes place during Age of Ultron. Also my first ever fic posted and it kind of gets better as it goes on I think.
i just realized “embrace the probability of your imminent death” is a wyatt callow reference
I was about to write: I love the fact that Katniss‘ first reaction to Haymitch‘s absolutely traumatising story is „You need some goose eggs. Goose eggs will help.“
And then I realised… She‘s mimicking Peeta. Peeta comes back to 12 and the first thing he does is plant primroses. And somehow… that helped her. So she‘s doing the same thing for Haymitch.