Headcanon That Jason Hated Taking Pills As A Kid, Partially Due To Trauma From Being On The Streets,

dont let anybody say bruce doesn’t love his kids

this is the baby they insisted was a threat :(

spider-man: gwen stacy 😻 jonny storm 😻 deadpool 😻 mj 😻 other mj 😻 other other mj 😻

there’s never been a character more made for multi-shipping than your friendly neighborhood spider-man, good ol’ peter parker ‼️

au where tony was brought back to life years later

tony: yeah and i made peter EDITH so that—

pepper: who?

tony, craning his head to the invisible camera: what has he done.

(miles away, a shiver goes down peter’s spine)

steve: you recruited??? a 14-year-old spider kid???

tony: the children yearn for the mines

I hate them

there is so much tony will never know because he died before he could learn it. he’d never know just how much the avengers meant to natasha. he’d never know how much ruin EDITH brought peter. he’d never know steve went back in time and got to be with peggy. he’d never know just how similar to him morgan is. he’d never know that thor adopted a girl. he’d never know how much better clint got.

he’d never know any of this, and he never will. but everyone else will remember why he sacrificed this knowledge.

im so jealous of people who grew up in their childhood home. what do you mean your first and 18th birthday cakes are on the same dining table? your second grade math and your high school physics done in the same living room? your bedroom shifting through each phase of your life?

pepper: what an idiot. i can’t believe i’m going to marry him.

happy: well, you don’t have to—

pepper, looking at tony yell at dum-e for blasting him with a fire extinguisher: no. i’m going to.