Haymitch When Clerk Carmine Still Doesn't Like Him Even Though He's An Ally:

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

Damian: when i was small, my grandfather-

Tim: ha. ‘was’

Damian:

Damian: when i was small, my grandfather would have people torture me with knives to raise my pain tolerance.

Tim:

Tim: alright, well-

Damian: ashamed, Drake?

Tim: fuck you

jkr having the gayest fucking fandom ever might be the best thing to have ever occurred and i dont even fw harry potter

Most insane pipeline known to man:

Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president

finnick was like katniss’ and peeta’s brother (separately, obv) and i dont take any criticism. thanks.

Finding out that Lenore Dove used orange to show her protest and rebellion against the Capitol only for that to be Peeta's favorite color. I am feeling some kind of way about that let me tell you.

It's frustrating that you can come up with the plot of an entire fic in just a few seconds, but writing it all down can take anywhere from never to forever.

I’m really normal about him already.

haymitch sees the female tribute for the 74th hunger games and it’s a girl with the rage of maysilee, fire of louella, empathy of wyatt, blood of burdock, and the same horrible odds as himself. how could sweetheart not slip out?

haymitch love-whoever-tf-u-want-but-let-me-see-my-girlllll abernathy