spidery peter is my favorite thing and id like to mention that burrowing spiders will keep humming frogs as pets (its a mutualistic relationship) and i do in fact need a fic of peter not being able to go outside without adopting at least one frog
✅ Clicked “next chapter”
✅ Chapter took longer than usual to load
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✅ Sees ao3 is down
this template but with spider-man to cure my art block
peak philosophy in ao3 tags
that one time my friend and i were trying to find funny fanfic to read but i started filtering and she asked me how i knew how to work ao3 so well
EXACTLY BC PETER IN THE COMICS IS LOWKEY A MENACE NOT A BABY
if i read another fic with a canon-age peter infantilized ill simply have to disappear off the face of the earth
if i read another fic with a canon-age peter infantilized ill simply have to disappear off the face of the earth
steve rogers did not spend 3+ movies fucking over the government for people to completely miss the point of captain america. can't wait for sam to continue that tradition and punch the president
when someone mentions that my screen rotation is locked and i have to pretend it isnt to read fanfic
yall r gonna be gutted when i find the motivation to turn my sad ideas into sad fanfiction
tony stark:
stephen strange:
clint barton:
bucky barnes:
natasha romanoff:
peter parker (andrew)
peter parker (tom)
yelena belova:
pepper potts:
loki:
everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria
“what if…? killmonger rescued tony stark” is so sad cuz tony lowkey thought he just met his best bro
yes actually i do need a fic with tony being peters bio dad and signing away parental rights before reconnecting with him later in life, and then peter sees tony willingly raise morgan and wonders why she was good enough and not him
the best spider-man
mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
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”my biggest fear was that [the new spider-man show] was going to be annoying and woke…”
this is spider-man. spider-man’s whole thing is that anyone can wear the mask, regardless of race, gender, nationality, etc. also, spider-man isn’t really ‘woke’ so i wonder what the voice actor is referring to? the ‘wokest’ aspects are probably the non-white or female spider people. this guy might crash out if he picks up a dc comic released in june
tony: yeah and i made peter EDITH so that—
pepper: who?
tony, craning his head to the invisible camera: what has he done.
(miles away, a shiver goes down peter’s spine)
watching What If…? and why do they kill tony every other episode? is it actually always his fate to die?
there is so much tony will never know because he died before he could learn it. he’d never know just how much the avengers meant to natasha. he’d never know how much ruin EDITH brought peter. he’d never know steve went back in time and got to be with peggy. he’d never know just how similar to him morgan is. he’d never know that thor adopted a girl. he’d never know how much better clint got.
he’d never know any of this, and he never will. but everyone else will remember why he sacrificed this knowledge.
i wonder if bucky ever thought of steve and saw the enhanced him. if he ever tried so hard to think of his best friend from brooklyn, but found that HYDRA had messed with his memories so bad that that kid was only a blur. if, years later, the only time he could remember pre-serum steve was from pictures released to the public, and in very few of those was the real steve. the stubborn steve who would smile and laugh. and when bucky is nearing the end of his own life, which version of steve will he imagine, if he even has a choice?
yelena probably saw natasha with the avengers all those years later and realized she’d never seen natasha truly happy like that as children
posted a new fic in my ‘between good and bad’ series!! its about 7000 words and takes place three months after the final chapter of ‘between real and fake’.
rated teen and up for swearing
Long ahh summary:
“No.” Tony sighed but didn’t relent. It wasn’t safe for Peter to skip meals, not only due to his metabolism but also his already minimized diet. “Yes. It must hurt to be running on practically nothing all day.” “No!” Peter shouted, immediately halting all conversation. Everyone stared at the duo, which definitely wouldn’t help Peter’s eating. “You need to eat something. At least eat your watermelon and some pretzels.” Peter picked up the watermelon slice, and Tony almost thought he somehow won the conversation, but Peter chucked it at the man’s forehead. “Fuck you.” The collective gasp could probably be heard all the way up in Maine.
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OR: Peter isn't adjusting well to some aspects of his new life. Namely eating consistently. He lashes out. (You will not understand this fic without reading the parent fic of this series.)
"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x
like oh u dont hate my guts on sight? 👉👈
the overwhelming feeling of sadness sometimes when someone treats me with kindness
btw gwen had to look at peter b parker and know that was the only way she could ever see her peter parker grown up
peter, when tony tells him to go back home and not fight the dangerous space aliens because he is a child who shouldn’t be putting himself into harm’s way: