At Any Given Time I Am Thinking About Eddie Munson From Stranger Things !!!

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

This is why I appreciate putting myself into fictional scenarios. I can’t live out my own fairytale? I’ll put myself in one.

YES YES YES Miranda and Steve back together again. Balance had been restored and all is right 🏠

Oh Steve I need you so bad I can't hold it in anymore. (He lifted his shirt up for like half a second) Miranda I get you. I really do.

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

Tangled the Series as ‘Reductress’ headlines

(the onion version)

+ BONUS:    sorry 

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me