His Standards

@kitkatpattywacky

About who is the little spoon...

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Literally broke his back for a company...and lost everything. This country is disgusting.

The sexiest thing my wife can do is sit in bed and eat a block of cheese while playing Animal Crossing.

You know what time it is

Date someone who naturally brings out your inner child, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel so loveable.

Just...

Eddie: fuck the rich

Steve: *is rich* please

2x5 day!

Quatre: We have to find a way out of here

Duo: Let’s burn this place down!

Trowa: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Quatre: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you two.