“Will Should Be Pete” “Joey Could Still Be Pete” “Max Jagerman Hot Chocolate Boy”

The greatest proof of Macdennis canon isn't all the psychosexual shit the two of them have going on, but the fact that Dee and Mac's relationship is best characterised as "siblings-in-law"

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Spankoffski & Ted Spankoffski Characters: Ted Spankoffski, Peter Spankoffski, Other Characters Mentioned Additional Tags: Introspection, Drabble, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, POV Ted Spankoffski, Ted Spankoffski Being an Asshole, Ted Spankoffski Needs a Hug, Peter Spankoffski and Ted Spankoffski are Siblings Summary:

Ted Spankoffski is waiting for his timely demise in the middle of a singing zombie apocalypse. He remembers his little brother, Pete, and starts feeling guilty about a lot of things.

glenn howerton’s gayest greatest hits

your sunny severance fic is my favorite thing in the entire world i love it SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT JOB BRO!!!!!

Aaaaaa thank you so much!!!!!! I'm so glad people have been enjoying it I was so nervous when I first published it asgdjgjhkk,,,, it's my first ever fanfic and because it's such a self-indulgent cross-over between two of my favourite shows I thought it wouldn't get that much attention :DD

But the support has been overwhelming and I'm so thankful for every comment and kudos I get!! <33 so lovely to know that my silly little story can bring so much joy to someone!!!

Aaaa thank you for this anon this made me smile so hard <333

Btw I might upload chapter 10 today teehee ;)

Boy Jerry doodles because it's that time of year again where I become obsessed with drawing him for like a Week and then Forget him completely Amen

I hate him I need to kill him with big rocks and Sticks!!!!!!!! (Also yes this was heavily inspired by my previous doodleboard Post so if you recognize some of them, I only Plagiarized myself)

FINALLY!

For all those how have been waiting oh so patiently (for 3+ years) I have finally added the Nibbly design to my first version of the ‘Versus the Lords in Black’ series, so with baited breath I introduce to you…

🔴Linda vs Nibbly🔴 (Honey Queen)

I went ahead and included all the other posters so they can be seen together (as god intended)

I will also be uploading this straight to my Redbubble after, in case anyone wants it

Chapters: 7/26 Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Severance (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds, Charlie Kelly/The Waitress Characters: Dee Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Mac McDonald, Charlie Kelly, Frank Reynolds, Bonnie Kelly, The Waitress (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) Additional Tags: Crossover, Comedy, Other Sunny characters might make an appearance, You're just gonna have to wait and see, multiple POVs, Crack Treated Seriously, forced family, Being an asshole transcends severance, eventual angst, Mac McDonald Has ADHD, Dennis Reynolds Has BPD | Borderline Personality Disorder, Autistic Charlie Kelly, Charlie Kelly Has ADHD Summary:

An AU where the Gang from Always Sunny are working at the severed floor of Lumon. They're trying to make the best of their "half-lives", all the while getting into all sorts of shenanigans and trouble, and perhaps even... romance.

Sure, Paul might be Pokey's trophy, as he's the titular guy who didn't like musicals, but Emma is the one Pokey hates the most.

The opening number (and Emma's presence in it) points to the entirety of TGWDLM being an in-universe musical to lure new members to the hive (in the form of us, the audience). So Emma and Paul are only being puppeted to echo their resistances, over and over and over.

Paul is distressed the whole time, but he's also a hero, he tries to save everyone (and fails, of course), while Emma is left to bleed and limp and scream. She's puppeted in a mockery of her fear and agony. Other deaths are bloodier, but hers is drawn out.

And this makes perfect sense for Pokey. What's the main thing we know about him?

He hates any voice that isn't his own.

Paul is outspoken about disliking musicals, but otherwise is a pretty passive guy. He doesn't make waves or stand out, he's too shy to even ask Emma out until the end of the world.

Emma is loud, opinionated, defiant. She has a very distinct voice.

Paul escapes Pokey for so long because he just doesn't like musicals, helping him avoid the traps that probably caught most of the townsfolk early on. If he liked musicals, or even tolerated them, he'd probably have been consumed by the goo pretty quickly.

Emma actively defies the hive. She starts the story in a job where she is literally required to sing and dance, and instead of just going with it she says fuck you and quits. She even clarifies that she could do it if she wanted, but she just doesn't want to.

Pokey has constructed the entire show to lure in new victims and also torture Emma specifically. In this essay I will

it is so sickening to think about mac's desperation to be loved and how the neediness that radiates from him is ultimately what inhibits him from forming healthy relationships.. the gang is so tired of him constantly questioning his self-worth ("you guys like me, right?") that they've given up on giving him any attention whatsoever ("it's really a cry for [...] attention, [...] ignore those" / "treat it like a baby / "we don't like you either way"). he needs validation but seeks it in a manner that is so off-putting that nobody wants him around. he writers letters to chase utley. he visits his mom and dad, even though they never want to see him. he threatens suicide as a cry for help and is encouraged to follow through. self-worth is in the body, so why doesn't anyone care that he's been working out? he smothers his dog with affection but can't even get it to stay.