Redraw Of This Spider-man Thing, Idea Courtesy To @/thefloatie On Twitter :)

saw someone say months ago that the best cover story for jason coming back to life in the public eye is to say he was in witness protection. and i agree with that! but id like to add: jason would make a public statement saying that the reason he was in witness protection is “i saw joker kill robin”

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 11/18/20, 11:11:48 AM.

Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

🕷️ written by me & nevi

I'm dying on exam preparation ahah. little au with partners in crime

a small addition

i’m going to start creating swear words

a chicken and a raccoon 

BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS!!!

i wanted to point out some things i noticed bc…omg im going insane medicate me immediately i NEED to share

the fact that bill writes about leaving dead mice for your crush as a flirtation when he left ford mice SPELLING HIS NAME? billford being canon was not on my 2024 bingo.

ALSO- (this was found by @triangleguy, just needed to include it bc…)

“then simply trap them in a massive stone pyramid and sing an increasingly shrill song until they're mentally broken enough to confess their true feelings!” where have i seen that before…

this implies that bill may or may not have (totally did) have the intention of seducing ford…freak ass triangle.

also bill having the fucked up idea that fear and love are the same, which makes SO MUCH SENSE from how he used fear to control ford in their relationship

can you tell i havent slept in awhile.

polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them

Explanation:

Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.

The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt

So Tommy becomes a villain instead

Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.

Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.

Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.