oattymeallio - Oatmeal
Oatmeal

i say stupid things and like funny little cat pictures

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10 months ago

Vat7k playing Minecraft. End of sentence.

omg i'm sorry i have varigo brain i didn't even register 'vat7k' so unfortunately i only have these two dorks for now 😭 I WILL DRAW THE OTHERS SOON...... i love mc it's so silly,,,,

Vat7k Playing Minecraft. End Of Sentence.
Vat7k Playing Minecraft. End Of Sentence.
Vat7k Playing Minecraft. End Of Sentence.
10 months ago
Putting Them In Situations. Today: Trauma Train Simulator

putting them in situations. today: trauma train simulator

[closeups!]

Putting Them In Situations. Today: Trauma Train Simulator
10 months ago

vat7k shenanigans

10 months ago

i love how (based on martyn's lore) joel has two canonical soulmates. his multidimensional wife who he will always recognize and love in any smp they are together...and etho

10 months ago
I'm Starting A Collection
I'm Starting A Collection
I'm Starting A Collection
I'm Starting A Collection
I'm Starting A Collection
I'm Starting A Collection
I'm Starting A Collection

I'm starting a collection

10 months ago

Grild chez X[

He def apologised a lot in the morning

10 months ago

The modern team awesome thing

Eugene: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Varian: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man

Eugene: THE WHO!?

Varian: oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

10 months ago

me doing japanese homework:

Me Doing Japanese Homework:

wait a minute….

Me Doing Japanese Homework:
10 months ago
Omg Ddvau And Bkau Croosover?!?! (not Really This Is Just A Doodle Lmao)

Omg ddvau and bkau croosover?!?! (not really this is just a doodle lmao)

bkau -> @hopepetal and @applestruda

10 months ago

guessing etho’s age 🤔

- smallishbeans s10 ep8 of hermitcraft

10 months ago
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed
Pov You're Jimmy And You're About To Get Fucking Killed

pov you're jimmy and you're about to get fucking killed

10 months ago

actual brother behaviour oh my god💀

10 months ago
The Birds Are Up To Something (shenanigans Most Definitely)

The birds are up to something (shenanigans most definitely)

Closeups below

The Birds Are Up To Something (shenanigans Most Definitely)
The Birds Are Up To Something (shenanigans Most Definitely)
10 months ago

It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

10 months ago

i am going to start a collection

post from medixnoche saying:

"best kind of character is normal looking guy who is actually insane about everything but it's drowned out by how insane everyone else around him is"

it's followed by a post by the same person, saying:

"who is impulsesv"
post by notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat saying:

"zombie girl illegally organ harvesting and she holds up a pair of lungs to her chest to see if it fits her"

followed by (by the same person):

"who is cleo"

and then (still by same person):

"when did this become my third most popular post i dont even know who cleo is"

if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me

update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)

post by toskarin saying:

"[on my main blog] lmao yeah right as if I'm afraid of the moon [logging onto my moon fear blog] moon's been creepy lately"

followed by (still same person) a screenshot of a tag saying "grian and mumbo". toskarin says:

"`these are the most blorbo ass names I've ever seen"

this one courtesy of @catamaurrr-star

post by toskarin:

"irl oomfie just messaged me "the moon in the fucking sky!??" without clarifying it was in reference to warframe and I darted to the window like I was expecting the ENDTIMES"

Reblog by toskarin:

"I don't know what I was expecting to see but not seeing the moon still felt like a disappointment. why did I expect to see it."

Reblog by toskarin:

[screenshot of a tag saying "yeah sorry op but this is literally grian and mumbo]

[image of a letter(?) edited to say, "In my restless dreams, I see th(ose blorbo ass names. brian and grumpo)]

So I didn’t want to separate it into two images, this was the best I could do- thanks to @blocky-tides! also art is by @/cheeryfairies

I Am Going To Start A Collection

thanks @o0recipme0o

I Am Going To Start A Collection
I Am Going To Start A Collection

hey @igotthisaccountunderduress. less mcyt related but thanks anyways :D

I Am Going To Start A Collection

heheh

I Am Going To Start A Collection

I GIVE UP GUYS HOW DO I IMAGE ID SOMEONE HELP ME

...so anyways here's my self-promotion now that this has almost 15,000 notes and you guys sure as hell won't see it if i reblog

My AO3! Not much there right now besides OC stuff, but more to come!

Situations ask game! pleasepleaseplease send me hc/life series stuff here i need enrichment (some of these are shorter, but i can promise you i will deliver!)

@traffic-smp-headcannons! me and mod tides like seeing your ideas :)

(of note: i also take art requests, but only traditional)

10 months ago
Quite Possibly The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Seen In My Life
Quite Possibly The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Seen In My Life
Quite Possibly The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Seen In My Life

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

10 months ago

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

Animation Of Jimmy Getting Owned In Real Life
10 months ago
There Is Something Off About Scarland. --- This Is Part Of The Hermit's Hollow AU; Click Here To Learn
There Is Something Off About Scarland. --- This Is Part Of The Hermit's Hollow AU; Click Here To Learn
There Is Something Off About Scarland. --- This Is Part Of The Hermit's Hollow AU; Click Here To Learn
There Is Something Off About Scarland. --- This Is Part Of The Hermit's Hollow AU; Click Here To Learn

There is something off about Scarland. --- This is part of the Hermit's Hollow AU; click here to learn more!

10 months ago

I keep thinking of this concept where the Ghouls or whoever are trying to figure out if a boy has bad intentions when flirting with someone and they go to former playboy Kieran Valentine like an old sage warrior to ask for his opinion

10 months ago

The fact there's NO content of cSam and cGeorge being father and son is so evil. Like plssss guys cGeorge is the only person cSam directly refers to as his child. cSam literally says that he "raised him as his own" on George's house building stream like thats his daddyyy. Do you know how much angst potential there is in cGeorge finding out his FATHER allowed the torture of his best friend??? Someone write the fic NOW.

Also if you're a cQuackity is cSams son truther like me, just imagine the betrayal cGeorge would feel finding out his brother was the one who actually did the torturing. Like???

10 months ago
Coffee Shop My Piece For Boatem Zine!! @boatemvillagezine

Coffee shop My piece for boatem zine!! @boatemvillagezine

10 months ago

DDVAU SPOILERS

MOTHER SPORE

ddvau by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

10 months ago
Angel's Favourite

angel's favourite

11 months ago

do you have any fics where c!tommy is taken to somewhere new where they dont know anything about the dsmp? sorta like hermit!tommy fics, but ive already read every one of those i could find. sorry if this is too specifc lol

Hey anon! I actually really like this trope so I've got a few fics for you :D (There's 2 hermit!tommy fics in here too, so I apologise if you've read them already!)

don't put me to rest by MementoMemoriam [Rated T, 59540 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

He couldn’t tell Phil or Techno. They probably would think he’s crazy, and how does he even explain the situation anyways? “Oh yeah, I just went to bed after being exiled from my country in another timeline and woke up here. Sorry for the trouble, guys!”

What are they going to do when they find out he’s not their Tommy?

Oh god. What happened to their Tommy? Is he in Tommy’s world?

Tommy feels himself grow even more sick at the thought. Phil and Techno would kill him if they found out he’d sent their Tommy to that hell. That hell with exile, and war, and Dream.

-

In which Tommy, exiled hero of the DreamSMP, and Prince Tommy of the Antarctic Empire swap places, families are semi-reunited, and Dream causes problems (as always).

Shells in the Foam (a Hermit!Tommy fanfic) by Cedarwhisp21 [Rated T, 90720 words, incomplete, last updated January 2022]

When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one's at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

Somewhere New? by HoneyBee420 [Rated G, 2717 words, incomplete, last updated October 2021]

Passerine!Tommy and DSMP!Tommy switch places after each of their deaths, let's see where this will go.

you don't bring me flowers anymore by Shrai [Rated T, 33765 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

There's that deep visceral type of sadness that finds a home inside your bones and never seems to leave. Some days it's ignorable, just a minor obstacle in your day. Other times it's loud and true, grasping at every inch of your being and filling your senses with such emotion that it feels like it's too much. Regret, sadness, anger. All of them add up to what swallowed the brothers up whole: grief.

Even though they had Tommy back that feeling still rang true in their hearts. Their Tommy was still dead and gone, forgotten if fate decides it so. If this Tommy, this strange and broken and angry Tommy, stuck around, were they expected to forget about their Tommy?

~

or: i heard someone say "what if passerine wilbur and techno met dsmp tommy" and my brain has not stopped thinking since please

You Can't Whisper Above the Thunder (But You Can Fly Anywhere) by AliveAndRestless [Rated T, 20701 words, incomplete, last updated February 2021]

He hears birdsong.

That's the first thing he notices, when he's able to breathe past the pain in his ribs. When he opens his eyes to green leaves and a blue summer sky, he thinks he's dreaming. The sky is never blue in the Dream SMP, not after all the explosions. It's always tinged with grey, the scent of ash and wood smoke subtle in the air. When was the last time he was somewhere with clean air? Exile?

He sits up. The pain is blinding, but he grits his teeth against it, hands tight around the wound in his side. He looks around, really looks around, and it takes everything he has to keep from screaming. Nothing but woods on every side, trees swaying gently in a warm breeze, birds flittering from branch to branch. Fuck.

He falls back with a thump, and immediately regrets it, hissing in pain. Well, one thing's for sure. He's not in fucking Kansas anymore.

(Alternatively, Tommy gets gravely injured, and to save his life, Dream drop kicks him to a different server. Unfortunately for him, it has the opposite effect than what he was expecting.)

11 months ago

any fics where a tommy from an au gets transported to cannon? i dunno if this makes sense, any dimension travel is fine really (ive already read rewind and cannon!tommy in a vigilante au)

Heyo!! Yeah, I have some fics for you! :D

Here they are:

don’t put me to rest by MementoMemoriam [Rated T, 59540 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

He couldn’t tell Phil or Techno. They probably would think he’s crazy, and how does he even explain the situation anyways? “Oh yeah, I just went to bed after being exiled from my country in another timeline and woke up here. Sorry for the trouble, guys!”

What are they going to do when they find out he’s not their Tommy?

Oh god. What happened to their Tommy? Is he in Tommy’s world?

Tommy feels himself grow even more sick at the thought. Phil and Techno would kill him if they found out he’d sent their Tommy to that hell. That hell with exile, and war, and Dream.

-

In which Tommy, exiled hero of the DreamSMP, and Prince Tommy of the Antarctic Empire swap places, families are semi-reunited, and Dream causes problems (as always).

Shells in the Foam (a Hermit!Tommy fanfic) by Cedarwhisp21 [Rated T, 90720 words, incomplete, last updated January 2022]

When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one’s at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

Somewhere New? by HoneyBee420 [Rated G, 2717 words, incomplete, last updated October 2021]

Passerine!Tommy and DSMP!Tommy switch places after each of their deaths, let’s see where this will go.

you don’t bring me flowers anymore by Shrai [Rated T, 33765 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

There’s that deep visceral type of sadness that finds a home inside your bones and never seems to leave. Some days it’s ignorable, just a minor obstacle in your day. Other times it’s loud and true, grasping at every inch of your being and filling your senses with such emotion that it feels like it’s too much. Regret, sadness, anger. All of them add up to what swallowed the brothers up whole: grief.

Even though they had Tommy back that feeling still rang true in their hearts. Their Tommy was still dead and gone, forgotten if fate decides it so. If this Tommy, this strange and broken and angry Tommy, stuck around, were they expected to forget about their Tommy?

~

or: i heard someone say “what if passerine wilbur and techno met dsmp tommy” and my brain has not stopped thinking since please

You Can’t Whisper Above the Thunder (But You Can Fly Anywhere) by AliveAndRestless [Rated T, 20701 words, incomplete, last updated February 2021]

He hears birdsong.

That’s the first thing he notices, when he’s able to breathe past the pain in his ribs. When he opens his eyes to green leaves and a blue summer sky, he thinks he’s dreaming. The sky is never blue in the Dream SMP, not after all the explosions. It’s always tinged with grey, the scent of ash and wood smoke subtle in the air. When was the last time he was somewhere with clean air? Exile?

He sits up. The pain is blinding, but he grits his teeth against it, hands tight around the wound in his side. He looks around, really looks around, and it takes everything he has to keep from screaming. Nothing but woods on every side, trees swaying gently in a warm breeze, birds flittering from branch to branch. Fuck.

He falls back with a thump, and immediately regrets it, hissing in pain. Well, one thing’s for sure. He’s not in fucking Kansas anymore.

(Alternatively, Tommy gets gravely injured, and to save his life, Dream drop kicks him to a different server. Unfortunately for him, it has the opposite effect than what he was expecting.)

11 months ago

the way grian just yoinks robo scar T-T

11 months ago

Secret Life Fanmade Opening

Managed to scramble this together the past week for an after effects class ^^

The song I used is 12 by Kroh! Go check it out ✌️

I'll be adding some sketches, assets, and stills below for those interested 👌

Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Secret Life Fanmade Opening
11 months ago

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 11/18/20, 11:11:48 AM.

11 months ago
Local Fail Boy And His Hot Goth Wife
Local Fail Boy And His Hot Goth Wife

local fail boy and his hot goth wife

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