Ok who wants my low effort shit posts!
putting them in situations. today: trauma train simulator
[closeups!]
vat7k shenanigans
they suck so much
kinda fucked up that tommy dropped this line randomly in Minecraft roleplay. I'm a fake ctommy fan I'd never heard the actual audio before today snd why is it the worst thing that's ever happened to me
audio for other fake fans who've never heard it:
Led through the mist by the milk light of moon
All that was lost is revealed
Welcome Back, Monkie Kids!
if you showed this video to a 2020 clingyduo fan theyd explode into a cloud of dust i think
What if s2 Dream woke up one day and remembered? What if he left his room to find Tommy sitting on his (their) couch? What if he knew what he did? What they did to each other? What if he flinched at Tommy’s greeting? What if he couldn’t explain what changed? What if the new chance, new-old family he wanted was taken from him again?
😭😭 I'm sure it'll all be fine
meet the mind of illusion.
[song: infiltrator — christoffer moe ditlevsen]
AU where Tommy is profoundly deaf and always getting yelled at for being loud, but he claps back with “IM DEAF, SUCK IT UPPP!!!!”
also clarification: Tommy in this au uses ASL but in-universe it’s just generally referred to as ‘sign’ even though I know realistically, it’d probably be BSL. I do not know BSL. 😭 so for my sake he’s using AS Tubbo learned sign language for him, but isn’t fluent yaya. Techno learned his from a book (for tactical reasons because communicating silently and effectively is really useful) but he gets a lot of it wrong. Phil has the same issue of using signed exact English/incorrect motions for signs, but they’re catching up. techno is probably a fucking polyglot so it’s not that big of a problem 😭😭 oh and Ranboo goes nonverbal when overstimulated!! And uses rudimentary sign language to communicate.
kinda fucked up that tommy dropped this line randomly in Minecraft roleplay. I'm a fake ctommy fan I'd never heard the actual audio before today snd why is it the worst thing that's ever happened to me
audio for other fake fans who've never heard it:
My c!Tommy exile arc zine is finally here! With illustrations inspired by @/alliumcola
Once they're sold, they're gone forever, so be sure to pick one up if you're interested or if you'd just like to support me and my work. 🌼
Led through the mist by the milk light of moon
All that was lost is revealed
Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them
Explanation:
Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.
The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt
So Tommy becomes a villain instead
Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.
Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.
Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.
the uno account says we can’t stack cards but who’s to say we can’t BE SILLY‼️
tommy tries to act all clever by beating uno but his family gets back at him and annhilates his ultra ego 😚
they take turns drawing carda: tommy > techno > wilbur > phil. tommy draws a +4 card, meaning the next person’s turn has to draw 4 more cards, becoming further from winning.
however, everyone LOVES breaking the rules, and techno, will, and phil JUST happen to also have +4 cards. all the +4 cards stack onto each other until it reaches tommy. tommy, being left with no more +4 cards, has to now draw 16 😢😢😢😢
LMK if it was a video game (based off totk/botw)
technoblade / @andhyssops /@borealiszero / warsan shire / @m4rms / anne carson / rabbi joseph telushkin / @picckl / ernest hemingway / unknown / @vixkoidy / @aro-throughyourchest / i.b. vyache / @axiliern / jinhao xie
Birds
a chicken and a raccoon
finally put together something for my own headcanons for their voices : ) you can see this as two options for them or that their voices are a middle ground of both!
galileo to me has a somewhat flat affect but still Very silly and has a range for dramatics. angel has a gravely voice and Very energetic and intense. (also i think bismuth's squeaky lil' laugh is so cute and i think it really fits her 😭)
caravaggio has an Anime Cooler Older Brother voice. ...if you get what i mean. i don't really know genshin, but itto is such a good mix of that confidence and awkwardness! and newton's voice is very chill, very peppy, and direct.
parmi has that "showman" type of voice, yknow!! kind of sounds a bit artificial no matter what he's really feeling. don and raph mostly talk directly through titian (i had an awful amount of trouble mixing don and raph voice lines that didn't sound bad so please just imagine i did that) but titian's "voice" for itself is all cool hydraulic and dinosaur noises
and of course gali being abed and newton being troy is a reference to how those two were inspirations for donnie and mikey's rise dynamic. if any of yall had any different ideas or voice claims you imagined, feel free to share!
content warning: discussion of death and afterlife
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OriginSMP my beloved
Osamu Dazai & Atsushi Nakajima – Bungou Stray Dogs Season 1
Big fan of both Strong Varian and Air Jailed Hugo
Evolution…
more lego monkies RAHHHGRGGGRGRRRR
Dazai's eng va said bsd would be over sooner if ranpo was given a gun so
VALENTINO SQUEAKS.
HE DOES THE SQUEAK THING THAT REAL MOTHS DO