At Least One Time, Sirius Made A “no I’m Sirius” Joke And Regulus Stabbed Him.

I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT JEGULUS AND WOLFSTAR

Sirius breaking into James' apartment with the whole gang on the morning of his birthday to surprise him.

Sirius making sure everyone is hidden and quiet when footsteps start to approach from the hallway.

Everyone jumping up and shouting surprise at Regulus of all people, clad in nothing but sweatpants that are a little too long to be his own, with aged and new hickeys all over his neck, chest and stomach that undoubtedly also lead under the tightened waistband.

Regulus screaming in fright and retreating back down the corridor to use James as a wall against the onslaught of questions.

Sirius going mad.

Lucy Gray’s reaping being rigged. Haymitch being selected illegally. Katniss volunteering to save her sister. The victors of District 12 have always been inherently wrapped in rebellion because they have all entered the games at the hands of injustice.

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.

all i can imagine everytime i hear “what is this feeling” from the wicked soundtrack is them watching the wicked movie, with keeley sitting in between roy and jamie and whispering

“this song reminds me of you guys…..”

But this happened right before I deleted my instagram everyone, this is the best day of my life!

Hey, so this is the American government rn:

"though I'm not a drinker myself" what if I KIIILLLL MMMYYYSSSEEELLLLF

I feel such a deep soul bond with this image. It is me and I am it