M I T O S I S

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Relatable

I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

YOUVE BEEN BLAHAJED.

REBLOG/SHARE TO BLAHAJ SOMEONE ELSE.

I found these signs and I think there fucking hilarious and I'm debating putting them on a notice board😂

This is just ironic ⬇️

i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

IT'S HERE. OH MY GODS IT'A ACTUALLY HERE-

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Sand time sand time!

Shout out to @fidenciocryptidcreechur for showing me that one picture of eels buried in the sand and inspired me :D