for anyone who comes across my blog,
it doesn’t matter what you’ve done, who you love, how you feel or identify.
I see you,
I’ll do what I can to guide you and help you,
I will be a safe place for you.
Google when I look for advice for my autism: "How to deal with Your CHILD WITH AUTISM."
Google when I look at advice for cane user stuff: "Canes for old people. What to do when you're 80 and your joints hit the shitter.
I am screaming and hitting the wall just give me advice I can actually use.
yall ever wake up in a cold sweat over a dream about someone you talked to a year ago?
boutta lose it
(if you know me irl you’re not allowed to question me about this im too humiliated)
I love when symptoms act up randomly, like why is my hip hurting randomly you haven't done any hard work in two days..
bbg you’re not ugly, you just don’t know how to carry yourself.
Stand up straight, wash your face, wear perfume and brush your teeth.
ideas from@/ a.dykeotomy on tiktok!!
“sneezed”
“got poked in the eye”
“turns out fish don’t fear me at all….he just came right up to me..”
“inflation”
“wouldn’t you like to know weather boy”(a classic imo)
“too powerful”
“some freak named Dave.”
“fucked around….found out.”
“Geese.”
Some funny/less paltable things you can say when people invasively ask why you have a mobility aid!
"It's a weapon."
Ignore them
Something dramatic like "Oh I was attacked by a shark" or "I got caught in a zombie apocalypse"
"It's to spice up my outfit"
"I tried to build an army of insert favorite animal and they turned on me :("
"What insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you have an insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you not have an insert mobility aid"
"Do I know you?"
"Yeah I guess I just couldn't wait for my 60s"
"Just to bother you."
"Just to confuse you."
"Wouldn't you like to know"
"I went through a wildly traumatic experience, thanks for asking"
RB/comment your go-to when somebody asks about your mobility aid!