ideas from@/ a.dykeotomy on tiktok!!
“sneezed”
“got poked in the eye”
“turns out fish don’t fear me at all….he just came right up to me..”
“inflation”
“wouldn’t you like to know weather boy”(a classic imo)
“too powerful”
“some freak named Dave.”
“fucked around….found out.”
“Geese.”
Some funny/less paltable things you can say when people invasively ask why you have a mobility aid!
"It's a weapon."
Ignore them
Something dramatic like "Oh I was attacked by a shark" or "I got caught in a zombie apocalypse"
"It's to spice up my outfit"
"I tried to build an army of insert favorite animal and they turned on me :("
"What insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you have an insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you not have an insert mobility aid"
"Do I know you?"
"Yeah I guess I just couldn't wait for my 60s"
"Just to bother you."
"Just to confuse you."
"Wouldn't you like to know"
"I went through a wildly traumatic experience, thanks for asking"
RB/comment your go-to when somebody asks about your mobility aid!
nihilism and stoicism isn’t enough, I need God.
you ever get so upset you almost throw up?
spoke deeply to me.
oh...that's why my "rest day" ended in more pain :/
Fun fact! Did you know that if you don't move around enough with chronic pain, that it will hurt just as bad if you move around too much?! So no matter what you do, there is only
pain˚✧ ゚.
A bunch of resources I've found as I've been learning about canes and how to use them ...
➡️ Physiopedia - types of canes, types of handles/grips, and how to use your cane
➡️ Mayo Clinic - How to size your cane, how to walk with it, and how to go up and down stairs
➡️ Pathways - Signs you might need a mobility aid
🎥 Video by Vive Health - demonstration of correct sizing and how to position your cane when walking, featuring a quad cane
🎥 Video by Orthopedic One - longer demonstration of how to walk with cane as well as demonstration of how to go up and down stairs
➡️ Web MD - what a cane is useful for, 3 types of cane, and how to use a cane (including how to go between standing and sitting)
🎥 Front Row with Ed and Elizabeth - how not to use a cane
➡️ Seniors Mobility - How does a cane help, how to walk with a cane, how to use a cane for balance, how a cane can help with back pain, and when you might need crutches instead
➡️ Med Plus Health - Canes vs walkers/rollators
Please feel free to reblog and add to this list or let me know if you've got a better resource for any of these topics ✌️
I love when symptoms act up randomly, like why is my hip hurting randomly you haven't done any hard work in two days..
i’m still alive, I’m sorry for my lack of posting, the despair of social media rotted my brain and caused me to need some outside mental help.
Hopefully I’ll get back to posting normally.