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Posting this on my main because uhhhhh!!!

I made my own fishgender flag!

[ID : A PNG of a five-striped pride flag. The palette is a saturated green-blue, with the stripes darker at the top and gradually getting lighter at the bottom. In the center of the flag is a simple silhouette of a black fish with eyes and gills etched out.]

Fishgender is a xenogender that relates to a love of fish, not as a product but as an animal. Where one’s gender is related to or is a fish

Pronouns are fish/fish/fishes/fishes/fishself

Examples*:

Nominative // Fish // Fish went to the store

Accusative // Fish // I met fish today

Pronominal Possessive // Fishes // That chair is fishes

Predicative Possessive // Fishes // If I need a phone my friend will let me borrow fishes

Reflexive // Fishself // My friend has to drive fishself to school

*Made with the help of Pronoun Fandom Wiki!!

I know xenogender as an identity is not an identity that is mainstream, and part of me is worried that friends or family will find this post of something that I identify as and make fun of me for something that they do not understand. However, at this point, I don’t care too much? Even if I’m the only one who feels this way, I don’t mind, because it makes me feel comfortable with myself and that’s all that matters

Fishless version as well!

[ID : A PNG of a five-striped pride flag. The palette is a saturated green-blue, with the stripes darker at the top and gradually getting lighter at the bottom.]

Both these flags are free to use! You are also welcome to make your own versions of this flag, for example if the colours are too difficult to look at or discern from one another

Shoutout to the time last night I saw Konig getting an execution on someone and I was like “oh I’m gonna go watch and invade his personal space to make him feel triumphant” only to quickly realize. No. We were not on the same team and in fact it was my teammate being executed

Artist recreation

At the fair and there’s a younger band on stage rn and they’re in my age group and the singer is SO PRETTY and I’m having such a lesbian panic about it

Okay so I need to reblog because I HAVE to share this story

But when I was in Socorro, one night the chef cooked pasta salad. I’m a picky eater with texture issues, and the crew knew this. I had only been really eating bread for dinner up until this point, and I LOVE pasta. I was super excited!!

They had rotini, which I love, penne, which I hate, and what looked to be spaghetti, which I also love. The crew hostess, a lovely woman named Anie, said that there was still pasta left that was completely plain. Garnish free. Which is the only kind of pasta I eat. I thanked her endlessly, she just needed to know what kind I wanted

I went for rotini, only for her to tell me that there was none left. That’s fine, I could take the spaghetti. I took my seat at the dining booth and she gave me my plate of spaghetti

Only it wasn’t spaghetti

You know how spaghetti is cylindrical? When you look at an uncooked strand from above, it’s a circle. It was NOT CIRCLE SHAPED!! It was shaped like an X?? It was tubular like spaghetti, and yet it wasn’t. Circular?

I cannot find the name of this noodle to save my LIFE. I didn’t even notice it at first, instead just slurping it in my mouth. Yeah. I ate bread that night

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

- A HUGE tractor hauling industrial farm equipment

- The people where I get my breakfast noticing that I’m not in my work uniform, asking “not going to work today?”

- A falcon desperately trying to balance on a telephone wire during a very windy day

- Two toddlers making instant friends with one another for no reason other than they were both toddlers in the same place

- Newly hatched baby geese. Couldn’t have been bigger than a baseball

- A helicopter flying maybe 500 feet off the ground, maybe less, spraying for mosquitos around the lake

- Being at a green light and when the car in front didn’t move for a good few seconds, nobody honked. Everyone was just patient

- The yellow trash bags on the side of the highway indicating the Lions have been there cleaning. The Lions are the local community service group

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor

Okay on one hand I have both reference sheets I wanna upload but like. Supplementary writing? I don’t know what to DO

Trick or THREAT

THREAT

This close 🤏 to making a cod oc that completely breaks everything about the universe just so I can make some stupid drawings that’s it that’s the whole reason

Hey graves lovers he’s in the mwiii shop if you don’t have him already

Source: @emmsiplier almost killed themself once they noticed