Omega--webster - Emily/♒ / 🇺🇸🇩🇪 /loves History

Speirs: Oh, anyone care for a smoke?

Replacements:

Lipton, glaring at him: You better don’t.

Modern AU: Christenson uses this emoji 💅 all the damn time

george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass

Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes. 

Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster

nobody:

Webster: 🧍🏻

Luz: *says something stupid/annoying*

Toye: That’s it

Toye: I’m breaking up with you

Luz, grinning: You say as you continue to lay your head in my lap

Toye, glaring up at Luz from his lap: Shut the fuck up

some BoB characters as greek gods and goddesses because why not

dick winters - athena, goddess of the just war, wisdom and handicraft

lewis nixon - dionysus, god of wine, grape-harvest, fertility and festivity

harry welsh - eros, god of love

ronald speirs - ares, god of the violent war and brutality

carwood lipton - hestia, goddess of hearth, care and sacrifice

eugene roe - asclepius, god of medicine

darrell "shifty" powers - artemis, goddess of hunt, wild animals and moon

george luz - hermes, the herald of gods, protector of thieves, travellers and merchants

joe liebgott - nemesis, goddess of revenge

david webster - apollo, god of arts, light and knowledge

Nixon: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet.

Nixon: I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.