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Person A: *holds up leg* Feel my leg I shaved.

Person B: *gently stokes* holy shit

Person C: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This Is Not The Time.

i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

Reblog if you play an instrument or sing

I wanna see how many musicians are on tumblr!

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life

I have never seen grape ice cream.

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

It's a cat pyramid, dear god, I'm dying. Why has no one given me this greeting card?!

Greeting card - c. 1890 - via Cooper Hewitt

This now my favorite Dick Grayson quote

“Because when you get down to it, my life isn’t about the costumes or the bad guys. It’s not about the cities or symbols. It’s way simpler than that. I grew up in a circus. It’s always been about catching people when they fall.” 

Nightwing // Catwoman // Wonder Woman // Harley Quinn // Batman and Catwoman

my favorite genre is “kitchen sink” tbqh. yes i want your metaphysical space opera Gothic haunted house horror-comedy. yes i want your medieval road trip heist mystery. give me time traveling werewolves and noir detective robots teaming up to fight alien supervillains. i want this sundae with every topping in the shop

Counterpoint - when full grown cats show their big fat bellies

Beautiful

I love when kittens lay down and you see their little tummy and its like a sign from God