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Who else said the word teeth immediately after reading this?

Teeth are required to say the word teeth.

We had Kudzu in our garden! Not purposely, it just took over everything until we went out with a shovel. Don't just cut the vines! That only makes it come back stronger! Follow them to the root source, that was the only way to get rid of it. It wasn't big compared to others I've seen, taking up maybe 15 sq ft? And the main root was the size of my head with an offshoot an inch thick. But it worked!

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

WHY DID I NOT FIND THIS YEARS AGO!?!? Also, if, in the days before your period, your privates are itchy and a tiny bit of clear stuff is showing up in your undies, you got a yeast infection. Didn't find out until recently what that even was. If you're like me and my mom, you may get them before your period (every. freaking. time) but it's fine. They go away on their own eventually, but you can tell your doctor you have a yeast infection and they'll give you a prescription. Don't remember what it's called, but they'll know. You take one pill, then it's gone by the next day

Stuff that may happen on your period no one told you about.

So there was a lot of misinformation, and just a huge lack of the nitty gritty stuff, when I was in school and I see a lot of young kids on forums asking if something is normal or worrying about stuff and adults who have wondered their whole lives if other people feel the same on their periods. 

Here’s some stuff about periods people might not talk about;

It can smell. But using scented pads isn’t a great idea, the chemicals in the perfume cause irritation. But here’s the thing; vaginas smell. All of them. All the time. Right now. YOU notice the smell because it’s literally part of you, but other people don’t. If it’s a foul smell and very strong you should speak with a gynecologist, but the average day-to-day odor is normal and doesn’t mean you’re dirty. 

Diarrhea all day every day.

 Or, alternately, constipation all day every day. 

ALSO alternatively, a healthy mix of both sprinkled randomly across the days of your period like too much nutmeg where no one asked nutmeg to be. 

Your first period might not look like a period at first. It might look, well, brown, and lead you to other conclusions about what’s going on in your skivvies. Then it might not come again the next month and show up on a totally different week when it does. Mine came like A LOT. It was very heavy and I bled through a pair of jeans in the middle of school it was so heavy. I didn’t know what it was and thought I was bleeding from my butt because my liar teacher said a period would only be a ‘tablespoon’. Tablespoon of lies. 

At some point your probably going to stain the back of the toilet seat with blood. That doesn’t mean your bleeding too much, or that your dirty, but it’s a tid bit of information I wish I knew as a kid so I could have known to look for it when using public restrooms or at friend’s houses. 

Period farts. 

Having sex on your period isn’t gross or dirty or wrong. Put an old towel down on the bed and have at it.

The feelings you have on your period are entirely valid and not imagined or unimportant because of your period. Whether or not your feelings are heightened by PMS they are still your feelings and should be respected. 

The ‘average’ period is anywhere from 3-10 days with any variation in flow. You shouldn’t be concerned because your period isn’t the same as your friends is, only if it changes from what’s average for you. There isn’t such a thing as a ‘normal period’ you need to fit into.

If you wear a disposable pad there will be a point where it’s going to unstick at some corner and when you pull it off it’s going to pull some of your pubic hair with it. This is going to suck. I am very sorry. 

If you wear a tampon there is going to be a point you will squeeze it out of yourself when you use the bathroom. Just change your tampon each time you go. Please listen to me on this. 

Swamp butt.

You will get blood stained thighs at some point. It’s going to cake onto your skin and make a mess just everywhere. 

The cashier doesn’t care about you buying pads/tampons/etc, they just had a guy buy 4 pounds of carrots, a box of Xtra Large ribbed condoms and cherry scented lube. Your pads are not on their radar of things to care about.

Washing Your Junk:

When you shower (if you want a bath i’d shower before hand or dont wash in the bath itself and shower after to get clean) remember you are not actually washing inside of your vagina, you’re washing the skin around it (labia, clitoris, all those good bits). Using a soft wash cloth with either very mild unscented soap or just warm water.  Seriously, stop putting washing products inside yourself; You do not need to wash the inside of your vagina and doing so can cause infections. Unless given products by your doctor there is no need to douche or use creams or wipes or other stuff like that. They’re lies sold to you to make you think you smell bad. 

 You know how your parents said ‘wipe front to back’?Same with washing, you don’t want to drag butt germs all over your vagina. Don’t do it. 

Some people find that trimming, or shaving, their pubic hair helps them control odor, or makes wearing sanitary products more comfortable, but it isn’t required and is personal preference with different individuals. There is no health benefit to shaving or trimming your pubic hair and it will not make you cleaner than if you didn’t shave. 

Wearing light breathable cotton undies during your period will help eliminate odor and not give you swamp butt. Especially in the summer. 

Washing after sex is a great idea and not just because it’s romantic. If you’ve ever had period sex before you will k n o w but if you have not I am going to just ask you to take my word for it and plan a shower afterwards. 

Feel free to tack on other stuff if you want. Tell me all your period secrets. 

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This is beautiful and educational. Thank you for sharing!

“if there were a cure for your disability, would you take it?”

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I've also seen that study. Apparently, Super-spunk would be the equivalent of a shotgun shot and would blow right through the top of Lois's skull! Definitely don't forget something like that anytime soon

Ok so remember that argument about Top!Clark Vs. Top!Bruce?

Well I’ve been thinking more about it and you know what I’ve come up with?

They both shouldn’t have sex with each other. Like ever.

Here’s my reasoning.

Top!Clark & Bottom!Bruce

Clark could easily break Bruce’s pelvis/jaw/any other limb that is being used by simply forgetting to be careful (which is kind of easy when you’re going at it. Even love making has its moments.)

Bruce is impatient and likes things his way. So if he wants Clark to go harder or faster or deeper, Clark doesn’t want to disappoint. But what Clark does may feel different on both ends. Bruce might feel like Clark is going too hard, too fast, and too deep but to Clark that’s what Bruce asked. And so they would be battling back and forth about what they want and need.

If Clark has to be careful during everything he does, I really doubt he’s enjoying it like he’s suppose to. Imagine wanting to smack dat ass but you don’t get the satisfaction of really hitting it while your partner is complaining you hit too hard even though you didn’t even try?

Again with the different feelings, maybe Clark is going the right speed for Bruce but Clark may be feeling nothing on his side. He has super senses but the feeling he’s suppose to get during sex needs to be higher than what he feels on a daily basis. (Ex: Feeling a soft item might feel amazing to someone who doesn’t have Clark’s powers but to Clark it’s just that feeling)

If Clark can blow away a building without straining a single vein, who says his spunk ain’t gonna do some damage to Bruce if it’s still inside him, even with Latex wrapped around?

Top!Bruce & Bottom!Clark

Bruce isn’t as strong or as fast so his 100% may feel like his 25% to Clark. Having super senses doesn’t mean everything is super sensed. It just means you feel things differently. He really needs something to jar him to feel that full effect of sex.

doES HE HAVE A PROSTATE?! WHAT SAYS HE EVEN HAS THE SAME HUMAN MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM AND EROTIC ZONES!??!

Super butt meets Human dick. That shit gonna get broken into two or get squeezed off.

Clark’s sex drive might be far beyond Bruce’s. Bruce might not be able to satisfy Clark the way he should without knowing it.

What if Clark is riding Bruce? And Clark slams a little too hard?? And Bruce is in agony over his dick but Clark doesn’t realize it because he’s in dick heaven???

Conclusion

They shouldn’t fuck each other but should find other ways of pleasuring each other that doesn’t include penetration.

Here’s some other activities they could do!

Really detailed massages

Oral

Lots and lots of kissing and mouthing

Dirty Talking

Dry humping (Intense cuddling)

Really detailed care (This is more of a kink than anything but I find it hot)

Near by masturbation

These two really shouldn’t fuck. Like ever. Too dangerous and not satisfy.

*high-pitched sqeeling noise*