Penelope “you’re always my husband” and Odysseus “next to my wife” of Ithaca everyone
I’m afraid they invented romance actually
Happy Christmas adam
christmas eve what about christmas adam
i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
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EPIC CURSING
"Antinus would be your friend"
-telemacus (probably)
"Little wolf"
-antinus
"Dogs"
-athena
[There's probably more, fell free to add]
pure love
Patroklos and Achilleas
Apollo and Hyacinthus
Odysseus and Penelope
Telemachus and Pisistratus (some say they were lovers, its debatable)
Ares and Aphrodite
Hermes and crocus
Orpheus and Eurydice
Sappho and Ariadne
caeneus (he doesn't need a lover to be on this list, even if he did have a lover OTHER THAN POSEIDON)
hades and Persephone
Dionysos would've been here but i still don't know how factual that he was with hermaphroditus
Tiny mushrooms photographed by Max Mudie
Athena: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this
Odysseus: Thats the nicest way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” I’ve ever heard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhekuli_Biya