Ostriches-because-i-said-so - I'm The Birdie Boy :>

Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!

20 years later...

Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!

Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH

I won't judge you... if you're eating the chocolate ones cuz the chocolate ones are spectacular!

ive recently rediscovered cereal. there isn't much a bowl of plain special k and milk cannot fix.

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Is this anything

I had to make it because the mental image of Diogee as ‘woke dog’ was killing me

My OC is a lot like Joyce Byers in that her child is missing and we should all be very concerned for her mental health.

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*Robotnik and stone jus chillin*

Robotnik: *very suddenly gives Stone a peck on da lips*

Stone: *Stone.exe (get it? .exe? and it's sonic-) has fucking died*

Robotnik: Left yourself open.

"stop posting butch and femme jack manifold"

no????

QUICK

which one of these is cuter?

ℬ or 𝒰

Listen, I don't know how Simon got in the scar without letting Mr.Martin out. Maybe he just closed it really fast but I have a theory on how Simon was able to get in in the first place.

So Janet said that when she was in the scar for a long period of time it broke the barrier between the living and the dead for a moment. So if Mr.Martin was stuck inside his scar the whole night, it's very possible that Simon was able to get in through the broken barrier.

Now that's fine. That's neat. I'm more intrigued about what this entails about the living being able to see spirits. So far it was Xavier with his near death experience, Simon through his deep connection with Maddie, and the janitor when Janet was in the scar. So if Mr.Martin stays in the scar the whole next season does that mean we get more living-dead convos?

I'm mostly excited about, oh I don't know, Charley talking to Emilio. Especially now that he's with Yuri. Or maybe just any teacher/student finding out that Maddie was body swapped for a moment, Simon could see her ghost, and the rest of the group was doing illegal shit to get her back while using Simon's ghost connection as a helping hand. Like... what would the principal even say? And when Mr.Anderson comes in to vouch like, "Yeah, that happened. I got possesed to for a bit lol" like do you see my vision. If you do you know how spectacular it'd be.

Just a theory that will likely be 2000% off but hey, a [REDACTED FOR DYSPHORIA REASONS] can dream