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The villains actually not evil and is just really excited about all the vine publicity coming back, the villain monologue fits like 8 vines per paragraph, no henchmen knows what's happening.

The Villain: And so I will unleash the my weapon onto all of the world. Replacing all weather with sharp triangular spikes! Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA, HAHSHAHAHAHHAHSDWHA

The henchmen, sobbing: Please sir, I don't understand what the tortillas have to do with thissssss

The hero hates their powers, not because they don't like saying vines, but because now they can't say any vines without revealing their identity.

The hero's romantic interest: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

The squad: *Points to the hero*

The hero, choking back tears: Actually?

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

Random civilian: OH NO, the super duper evil man overlord guy who be kinda queer coded my dudes is trying to kill us all, agaaaaain

The hero sighs and whispers: Fre sha voca do

The hero: *immediately transforms and is super cool and saves everyone*

Hero, once everyone is gone: .....Hi, welcome to chili's.

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

hamerican

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

okei I gotta draw it cuz if I say it it won't make sense

so first we're gonna take 7 and place it over eight

bada boom, then take 2 from 7 to get eight to 10

then add 5 and 10

now carry the ten from fifteen over to 20

then add 30 and 40 to get 70

then add the five from 40's ones place to 70 to finally end with 75

this is how i do long ways problems, the vertical ones i do like a normal person

Im sooooo funny guys.

I'm a shit poet but I felt good about this one

"My eyes lie only on you, my lovely indigo blue, a spark rises, something new, as I stare into your irises, I wonder if you feel it too"

Thomas:

Fanders:

Source

Because of the Qckhat

Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe

Ao3 crack:

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

petition for Will Byers to cuss, sign here 💪🏼

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

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Happy wlw day my fellow queers

Time to put on the gender affirming spotify playlist and learn to do a push up! Fuck, I cannot tell if I'm excited or not

Fun fact: I’m autistic I’m gonna do a thing inspired by another person

Reblog if your blog is safe for autistic people or is ran by an autistic person!

oh and

Reblog if you stand against Autism Speaks!

get it to 10k almost there

Oh man we're going places

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Apparently people like random ass fun facts do y'all wanna hear one?

Okay cool. Heinz ketchup made Coca Cola change their name way back when.

That actually happened according to a documentary I watched once.

BEGGING for the “I didn’t want a painting, I wanted you” scene in s5

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

happy Thursday the 20th