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"The fitness gram pacer test is-" but it's just me talking about birds for far too long.

fluffy pigeon

Baljeet lines i think about daily

you ever watch something and just think... "god i cannot wait to get on ao3 after this"

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Listen, I don't know how Simon got in the scar without letting Mr.Martin out. Maybe he just closed it really fast but I have a theory on how Simon was able to get in in the first place.

So Janet said that when she was in the scar for a long period of time it broke the barrier between the living and the dead for a moment. So if Mr.Martin was stuck inside his scar the whole night, it's very possible that Simon was able to get in through the broken barrier.

Now that's fine. That's neat. I'm more intrigued about what this entails about the living being able to see spirits. So far it was Xavier with his near death experience, Simon through his deep connection with Maddie, and the janitor when Janet was in the scar. So if Mr.Martin stays in the scar the whole next season does that mean we get more living-dead convos?

I'm mostly excited about, oh I don't know, Charley talking to Emilio. Especially now that he's with Yuri. Or maybe just any teacher/student finding out that Maddie was body swapped for a moment, Simon could see her ghost, and the rest of the group was doing illegal shit to get her back while using Simon's ghost connection as a helping hand. Like... what would the principal even say? And when Mr.Anderson comes in to vouch like, "Yeah, that happened. I got possesed to for a bit lol" like do you see my vision. If you do you know how spectacular it'd be.

Just a theory that will likely be 2000% off but hey, a [REDACTED FOR DYSPHORIA REASONS] can dream

Love the idea that the canon smoker in school spirits wouldn't be shaggy

girl why is it giving scooby doo and the mystery gang ??

these freaks again

I need to know something. Reblog this if you love Dakota and Cavendish

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

someone remind me to make kandi bracelets of ricky jamaraz songs/albums tomorrow or else I'll forget and never do it

I'm really more of a bird person but rodents are super cool too

I'm gonna start posting more about my ocs so here's some stuff I made with random images I have saved and pictures of my characters I made with the nuggts character maker! :)

Me: I should go to bed...

Me: *Starts an entirely different project instead*

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Here's Max's old VA calling David's VA "Dad" in Max's voice, cause I like you.

Being genderfluid's great btw. It's like

Friend who we'll call Flower: Ow!

Me: Heh?

Flower: Period cramps...

Me: L, being a girl must be rough

Flower: You bleed so hard on your period you take six pills a day just to moderate it and it's also caused your iron deficiency you ice craving bitch.

Me: My point stands!

Flower: No, it doesn't! Mainly because you are a g-

Me: SHHHHHHHHHH! The dysphoria lurks around every corner and you're about to look into the figurative closet of pain.

Flower: ....... Was that a closet joke because this is a queer tumblr post.

Me: Yessir, now go ask the nurse for an ibuprofen

I usually headcanon Ted as being an accountant, or generally working with finances…..

So like, Mike one hundred percent knows how to commit and get away with tax evasion I think And if him and El and Will ever do go to Vegas

I think this would happen:

Mike, staring at the duffel bag of money El and Will were proudly standing in front of: Was all this machines or?

El, making a Eh hand motion: Mostly, but Will is very good at poker too!

Will, beaming: I cheated

Jonathan, on the edge of the hotel bed with his head in his hands: Why is it, every time I watch you alone something happens? We shouldn’t have gone to the buffet and left you to wreak havoc on Vegas

Mike, poking at the money: All in twenty’s?

Will, nodding: Yeah

Mike: Nice, hundreds are suspicious

Jonathan: Youre too damn casual about this, what are we going to do with- how much is this?

El, proudly: Twenty thousand!

Jonathan: TWENTY THOUSAND?!

Will: Give or take, we stopped for Chinese food

Jonathan: I how are we gonna explain all that on our taxes-

Mike clicking his tongue: You’re not, you’re gonna declare an initial two thousand. That’s a bit high for new poker players but it’s not suspicious for Vegas. Sometimes the dealers let random people win to not be called cheaters and get investigated. Then you’re gonna put the money in a bank account, give it six months and then start putting the rest of the money in in small amounts. Make the deposits in the amount of a starting position salary, and forge some pay receipts from something like a mom and pop shop. You know a old fashioned business that doesn’t do payroll-

Jonathan, blinking: Mike, what the fuck?

Mike, pausing and registering the stares he was getting from all the Byers siblings:……Sometimes, if I’m grounded and there’s quite literally nothing else to do. I listen to my father

Listen, listen, I'm just gonna say it. If Will and Robin get to be the chaotic queer duo of WLW/MLM solidarity, then I want at least one conversation between Steve and Mike. One! That does not include a, "so you really like my sister huh" type joke convo- NO I want bonding. Even if it's a throw away heart to heart that lasts 3 seconds. Even if it's not about byler or Will and Robin being friends, give me a moment. Maybe something that's just a bit of fluff/angst like, "Y'know Dustin misses hanging out with you guys outside of DnD... Like a lot" and some more contemplation from Mike about how his "obsession" (if I can call it that) with El, or maybe just having a girlfriend in general, has been affecting the other people in his life and his relationships with them.

Or maybe I just think Steve Harrington's a badass bisexual mom who whoops ass and takes care of his kids, and I want to see that with more than just Dustin (and Max kinda) for just a few scenes.

I'd also be happy with a similar heart to heart scene with Mike and Nancy mostly because I wish we got to see more of them together.

Reading ao3 tags is like russian roulette. You can get hit with the best things in the world (gays, boys kissing, fluff) or your worst fears (bathroom floor, sex, unrequited love) and I think that just screams internet.

Me: They're brats

The fandom: But they're gay lol

Me: Oh... yeah okey then

Me, getting on Tumblr: Alright, now no getting distracted! We're here for writing ideas.

Tumblr: Lol, look it's a gay character.

Me: Liked and moving on to-

Tumblr: He's played by Finn Wolfhard

Me: ...reblogged and away I go to find-

Tumblr: Oh look the post below has something Ben Schwartz related on it...

Me: Oh fuck that would be a problem but there's not enough Ben content on here to make me spend an hour looking through it so it's fine-

Google: Hey, Pinterest has a notification for you also one of your mutuals on Tumblr just posted.

Me: OH SHIT-

If S2 Mike Wheeler had a knife I don't think Will would've been called zombie boy for very long, just saying

Hey, why was I a compulsive liar as a kid but not now? Like, I don't compulsively lie anymore but I never went through therapy, I just stopped at some point. I don't... what happened? wut. Did I block it out? If I did does that mean it's gonna come back?

Me when "watch as Mike Wheeler speedruns a sexuality crisis" is canon: :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!11111

My OC is a lot like Joyce Byers in that her child is missing and we should all be very concerned for her mental health.

Yes, I will tell you I'm bisexual.

Yes, I actually align "properly" with the omni label.

Yes, that label makes me uncomfortable.

Yes, I prefer to be labeled as bi.

Yes, some people don't like that.

No, I don't care.

Yes, it makes me queerer than you.

Get rekt.

the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier

...

it's me. I'm bitches.

the consensive I've seen in most places is that demi-boys can't be lesbians, while I personally don't see why not because in my opinion they're just labels and whatever people feel comfortable with is how they should label themselves, I do raise you...