I Did This In MS Paint

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...

with the spamton sweepstakes and fangamer spamton q&a there's a lot of interesting lore implications however i would like to make a prediction for chapter 3 & 4 based on nothing but one of the fangamer answers

[Death/Scythe] and [Puppet/Cat] obviously mean Jevil and Spamton, right? So i think the other two will relate to the other secret bosses. One a thunder based boss with 'light' attacks, possibly stage lights if chapter 3 is tv themed, and a dark boss with star based attacks, whatever that means.

anyways we'll see when the chapters comes out whether i was right or if I'm just talking out of my ass

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I'm not scared of the Monster in the woods, I have lube, and the Monster is scared of ME.

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened

actually skulduggery came back out of spite because ghastly told him that “not even he can get up after death” change my mind

I would honestly die for Dexter because if Derek kills off any more old characters I'm going to riot

behold: the two (2) times someone has expressed concern for dexter vex’s wellbeing (not counting that one scene in sow)

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

Tip: You can kiss girls.

what it feels like to play lorelei and the laser eyes