Director: How Should We Show The Newfound Power And Confidence These Girls Have? The Sheer Empowerment

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

People are always telling me I spend entirely too much time in the gym for someone who has no interest being a professional athlete, and like, I’m glad some of you had normal, well-adjusted childhoods or whatever, but some of us are out here fist-fighting our demons, so why don’t you mind your business, Trevor?

The younger generations aren’t here to mess around

America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In english,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” - A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

#Catch me at the stegosaurus concert

Look, I’m not saying for sure you’re a trans man, I’m just saying you obsessed a little too hard over Spider-Man as a kid

I also have the need to entertain you and will constantly ask if you want anything if you come to my home because “being a good host” was drilled into me from birth