I Need To Get Off Tumblr And Go To Bed But The Posts On The Dash Are About Blorbo From My Minecraft Series

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

Dear livestream viewers well you watched his face, it took up the screen and began to fade. He replaced some pixels from a game you like, and this is his job so he wants to be a webcam expander.

My custom crochet @joehills BeetleJhost is finished!

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

op

Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

fucking hell i forget that some people violently hate polyamory and are way too proud of admitting it :/

yeah im good the light has left my world though

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

therapy will kill patient. he needs bad music to live.

I'm looking up vegetarian recipes, and

Maybe I'm just sleepy but I'm enjoying thinking about things farmers would categorically refuse to grow. Poison ivy. Evil potatoes