Cleo Isn't Messing Around....

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

👆 truest shit anyones ever said

we're so back

“Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead“

(Source)

i hope dream calls every inniter a faggot next and philza minecraft tells him to kill himself

My Namemc tab’s thumbnail is cubfan clown. Important

Typical Cubfan Having A Joke And Goofing Around.

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

My wife (ao3) is away at war (Error 503) and I do not know when she will return

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it