The Empty ‘im So Tired’ Look In Sky’s Eyes Is Killing Me

he living with da penguins that colonized da boat

wild: @blaircrissette

context: https://www.tumblr.com/penguinly/781079728990879745/frick-the-boat-got-colonized-by-penguins?source=share

Be nice to him. It’s his first time living.

There would be none of that flurry-rushing-of-flurry-rushing-of-flurry-rushing. No. Ganondorf would be obliterated in the fastest, most cold and efficient manner possible.

I think we as the LU fandom need to stop the whole "Sky gets mad at Wild for the Master Sword breaking in TOTK" and start going "Sky is going to throw hands with TOTK Ganondorf no matter what laws of magic he has to break to do so".

Bc let's be real here, if Sky ever found out that Ganondorf tried to kill Wild and literally destroyed Fi while attempting to do so bc she was protecting Wild the best she could, he really would just go and kill Ganondorf himself.

He would manifest himself into Tears of the Kingdom in any way he possibly could (as a ghost, via possession, literally forming a physical body out of pure spite and rage, fistfighting the Shadow to open a portal) and he would jump into the Hyrule Castle rift and murder Ganondorf single-handedly.

And Wild would 100% be on board with this bc 1. now he has the best back-up he could possibly ask for; and 2. he knows that Sky murdering Ganondorf would be glorious to watch

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um. my gender is dead penguin I suppose. actually never mind that checks out.

(not going to tag people specifically because I'm pretty sure I've just been spamming my moots with these so this is open to anyone!)

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the master door does more damage than the master sword convince me otherwise

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

i have to get skyward sword for my birthday even if it means bankrupting myself to do it.

Spirited Away Zelda redraw !

I will never attack a wolf in BOTW again. Even if that means I die because stamina upgrades are always better than hearts (I got max stamina before 4 hearts LMAO).

[About #linkeduniverse] I had a bit of inspiration from service animals plus Wild has a lot of messed up baggage from his adventures (amnesia, failure, dead friends etc.) (btw this is the full version of a sketch that I showed a while back [X]

lol I was so confused why 'pumpkin soup stories' was doing better than 'skydiving safety 101' so I reread both of them and dang I was cooking with soup. like the pumpkin motif coming back at the end and my random moment of genius linking ss and botw/totk agriculture? for reference I spent like 7 hours writing skydiving and like 2 on soup. yes it's kind of sad.

i swear there are some days where the three alarms just don’t go off lmao

Me, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, and then an hour into the 20 minute nap. The idea of getting up and getting my shit together is scary. Wake me up in another hour.

Fanart from Linked Universe

HELP WHY ARE THE PICTURES SO ON POINT??? ESPECIALLY TWILIGHT AND LEGEND??? I'M DYING HELPPPPP

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Wild is about to get the Time rant of a lifetime but he’ll be cackling inside the whole time

In Wild’s Hyrule, Wild decided to start fake coughing, and he fell on the floor and he was screaming in “pain,” and then on the Sheikah Slate, he teleported to a shrine nearby:

They were walking the dueling peaks. “Wild you’re Hyrule is truly beautiful” Time smiles. Wild wasn’t paying attention, he had his eyes on a shrine. Wild coughs and leans against the mountain “F-fuck” he says as he coughs more, he falls to his knees. Warriors runs over “Champion! Hey, Look at me!” He panics, but he’s keeping calm. “Where does it hurt?” He holds Wild up by his shoulders. “Feels like-” cough “I getting ripped to shreds…” Wild says in faux pain. “Hey listen to me, you’re going to be okay” Warriors shakes him lightly. Suddenly Wild’s hands turn bright blue, then his arms, soon his entire body was bright blue, his body turns into blue string as it floats up. “WILD!?” Twilight runs over “FUCK!”. “What happened?” Wind looks over. “What the- Captain what-” Time walks over. “He- he just disappeared- I don’t know-” Warriors shakes “What- what happened-”. Captain burties his face in his hands. “Oi! Up here!” Wild yells, everyone looks up and sighs, however the old man is fuming. “WILD GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE” Time screams. “Shit-” Wild takes out his sheikah slate “how ‘bout no! I’ll see you in Hateno! Just fallow the path you’ll find a stable there!” he teleports again.